Coolest quote you've ever heard... - Page 3

Kazuma · #51 (**permalink**) Apr 15, 04

I can't think of any right now, but here something my buddy said after coughing his lungs out.

"Fuck seriously guys that's it. I can't fucking take this shit anymore... I quit smoking." He didn't smoke the rest of the night. Two days later we meet up again and I see him smoking. So i ask "Yo I thought you quit for good?" he replies "I did, but the industry forced the smoke in my mouth. I had no control... I had to smoke." I just looked at him and laughed.

Some guy in a PC place in richmond stands up after killing 3 people on his own to win the round of CS. "HAHA YOU MOTHER FUCKERS I AM THE UBER CS PLAYER OF DOOM. I WILL OWN YOU ALL NEXT ROUND SO BAD NOOBS!" Im totally serious... everyone just laughed at him and teamed up on him for the rest of the map.

soma · #52 (**permalink**) Apr 15, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by matéo

Besides pooing at home is so hot right now.

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mapleleaf4ever · #53 (**permalink**) Apr 15, 04

"The Reason the Mainstream is thought of as a stream is because it's so Shallow."
- George Carlin

Charlie Brown · #54 (**permalink**) Apr 15, 04

"the stupid ones are the best lays because you hate them -they have the gift of flesh and the brains of a fly"
A RAIN OFWOMEN- Bukowski

exotica · #55 (**permalink**) Apr 15, 04

Here's to you and Here's to me,
If we ever disagree,
FUCK YOU,
and Here's to ME!

Sariel · #56 (**permalink**) Apr 15, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lunch Box

"I'm a miserable grumpy elitist and that works for me" - some random raver @ twisted.

That is actually a quote from Miss Congeniality

exotica · #57 (**permalink**) Apr 15, 04

i hate to promote drugs and alcohol to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

Sariel · #58 (**permalink**) Apr 15, 04

Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route

ryantron · #59 (**permalink**) Apr 15, 04

the saddest thing is a retarded boy crying and promising a broken egg that it will still be a chicken one day.. and that theyll play together in a field when it gets better. -achewood

dj_zyx · #60 (**permalink**) Apr 15, 04

"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down" - Jimmy Durante

sass69 · #61 (**permalink**) Apr 15, 04

"If video games really influenced kids they'd all be like pacman running round in the dark munching on magic pills listening repetative to beeping noises"

Kelster · #62 (**permalink**) Apr 15, 04

i wouldnt' say it's the coolest, but quotes that have stuck in my head recently have been...

'anything that is too stupid to be spoken i ssung' ...which is kinda funny...it's by voltaire, hes got sum good shit...whatta guy!

and then there's the asimov one...it's kidna with me right now cause of my birthday :/ someone can say it at ma funeral or something! 'life is pleasant, death is peaceful, it's the transition that's troublesome.'

Belms · #63 (**permalink**) Apr 15, 04

"Don't take your dinner to the buffet". Its in regards to going out where you know there will be girls and taking ur girlfriend or significant other.

Sariel · #64 (**permalink**) Apr 17, 04

Here's one I live by

"Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like you do when nobody's watching."

MrDFrost · #65 (**permalink**) Apr 17, 04

"The Darkest hour of a man's life, is when he trys to achieve richness without earning it"

Blankshots · #66 (**permalink**) Apr 17, 04

"Never say anything drunk what you wouldn't do sober" -My Brother

Pussy_Kat · #67 (**permalink**) Apr 17, 04

Lifes a Bitch...Drink it up!
-steve thompson
Why be the person next to you when you can be yourself?

Naughty girl · #68 (**permalink**) Apr 17, 04

why is it a pennie for your thoughts, but to speak your mind its putting in your 2 cents, where does the other pennie go????
to taxes????:kam:

mapleleaf4ever · #69 (**permalink**) Apr 17, 04

See! The Government is everywhere!

Oscar Da Grouc · #70 (**permalink**) Apr 17, 04

"I'm not addicted to coke...i jus love the way the shit smells"

exotica · #71 (**permalink**) Apr 17, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oscar Da Grouc

"I'm not addicted to coke...i jus love the way the shit smells"

thats fuckin GOLD!

Naughty girl · #72 (**permalink**) Apr 27, 04

~behind ever bad boy ...there is a very bad girl...and when good girls go bad its always the boyz fault~

robyn · #73 (**permalink**) Apr 28, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlie Brown

"the stupid ones are the best lays because you hate them -they have the gift of flesh and the brains of a fly"
A RAIN OFWOMEN- Bukowski

I HATE BUKOWSKI SO MUCH!!!

Charlie Brown · #74 (**permalink**) Apr 28, 04

that’s cool most don’t like him but his uncommon literature of a dead beat an underdog a bum that can never win is truly different

robyn · #75 (**permalink**) Apr 28, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlie Brown

that’s cool most don’t like him but his uncommon literature of a dead beat an underdog a bum that can never win is truly different

No it's not. It's just like all other dirty-old-man beat poetry.