Blonde Moments?

Sasha · #1 (**permalink**) Apr 21, 04

Have you ever had a really bad blonde moment?? I've had soo many i cant hink of any right now but...a gurl i used to work with said to me "wouldnt that be weird if halloween fell on friday the 13th?" or another gurl got a gift from her boyfriend and she picked it up and said "this is to light to be anything heavy"

crookedking · #2 (**permalink**) Apr 21, 04

there used to be a dog in my neighbourhood that would bark at anyone walking by. one day i was taunting the poor thing, calling it a stupid dog and what not, and while i was looking and laughing at the canine, i walked into a stop sign.

i had never felt so blonde.

miss.myra · #3 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 04

I get them all the time

I'm naturally blonde :(

I'm in a good habit of zoning out mid sentance especially!

PANTHOR · #4 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 04

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Originally Posted by Sasha

Have you ever had a really bad blonde moment?? I've had soo many i cant hink of any right now but...a gurl i used to work with said to me "wouldnt that be weird if halloween fell on friday the 13th?" or another gurl got a gift from her boyfriend and she picked it up and said "this is to light to be anything heavy"

i can't really think of any blonde moments i have had, but you have enough for the both of us hunnie :silly:

Bobby_T · #5 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 04

A quote from my friend Andrea's Crim 135 Notes:

"It is illegal to hunt extinct species"

hahah!

*KeLLnEsS* · #6 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 04

I asked my mom if canadain tire sold tires.

Séguin · #7 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 04

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Originally Posted by *KeLLnEsS*

I asked my mom if canadain tire sold tires.

Don't worry, they've heard worse. I worked at one for 3 years. That probably wouldn't have even made me laugh if I was asked that.

*KeLLnEsS* · #8 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 04

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Originally Posted by Robb Peppertre

Don't worry, they've heard worse. I worked at one for 3 years. That probably wouldn't have even made me laugh if I was asked that.

Hahahh thats good. One of my best friends worked there too.

Dean · #9 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 04

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Originally Posted by *KeLLnEsS*

I asked my mom if canadain tire sold tires.

they dont have that many tires!

Séguin · #10 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 04

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Originally Posted by *KeLLnEsS*

Hahahh thats good. One of my best friends worked there too.

Worst thing I had was a question about a light bulb. The customer asked:

"When is sais 60 watts does it mean 60 wats for just the one socket or all the sockets in the room added up?"

*KeLLnEsS* · #11 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 04

hahahhah wtf?

Séguin · #12 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 04

It completely threw me off. I just stood there staring blankly at her. She eventualy just walked away

*KeLLnEsS* · #13 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 04

kekekk that doesnt even make any sense.

Iokua · #14 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 04

I'm beginning to think that the blonde streaks I sometimes get are physically inducing blone moments...not because of the hair colour itself per se...but the whole bleaching your scalp has to be bad for you after awhile...maybe I should stop...what was I saying?

kandy kid · #15 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 04

I think I've posted this before in a "fucking raver moments" thread somewhere....but one of my friends looked at the imix 3 flyer (it has a record case on it) and said omg who uses records anymore?

becka · #16 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 04

i said the exact same thing about friday the 13th. i have soo many blonde moments (even though my hair is black). i wish i could think of some!
something a person i know said-- "ive never smoked weed, but ive done pot a couple times"

~lazee_grrl~ · #17 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 04

i had a blonde moment today...i was walking around dazily and tried to go "up" the "down" escalator..

MsAttitude · #18 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 04

I most recent blonde moment...

Last weekend I was gunna see a movie if my BF was gunna go out with his buddies. So I get to the movies ($4) call him on the phone and we talk for like an hour. I find out he's not going and that I should go to the Scottsdale bus loop and call him there. I get there and go to use the phone, go in my bag to get my wallet and it's not there. I freak out and get on the next bus to Newton Exchange. I thought I left it on top of the phone I used. I get all the way there, check the phone and asked the clerk if they saw a wallet. She said no, I was starting to cry and walking back to Newton Exchange and I realize I got my figgen wallet in my pocket.

I told my BF that and he said that this is my blondest moment ever... and Ive done a lot.

crookedking · #19 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 04

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Originally Posted by Robb Peppertre

Worst thing I had was a question about a light bulb. The customer asked:

"When is sais 60 watts does it mean 60 wats for just the one socket or all the sockets in the room added up?"

don't leave us in the dark (lol) what's the answer?

Jen-E-03 · #20 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 04

Hmmmmz....blonde moments eh!? i got tonnes *sigh*.Well a few years ago I was late for second class, so i rushed into the classroom apologized to the teacher infront of the class, then went to sit down, but when i looked at my seat there was some one sititng in it, and all these kids i hadnt seen in my cklass before were giving me weird looks..turns out i wasn't late for my second class, i was too early.

M!SKA · #21 (**permalink**) Apr 24, 04

So today I FORGOT to wear my contacts/glasses.
Don't ask me how I didn't pick up on the fact that I couldn't see a thing as I was leaving the house for work...

Lil Tiff · #22 (**permalink**) Apr 24, 04

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Originally Posted by crookedking

there used to be a dog in my neighbourhood that would bark at anyone walking by. one day i was taunting the poor thing, calling it a stupid dog and what not, and while i was looking and laughing at the canine, i walked into a stop sign.

i had never felt so blonde.

I hate that! I have run into so many poles, or doors, or when the glass sliding door is closed......and you think its open and run into it! That hurts like a bitch!
I dont really have too many blonde moments but heres one for Margie: If you are going to lie at least tell the truth!

lucyinthesky · #23 (**permalink**) Apr 24, 04

i seem to have alot of blonde moments when im baked
i am bleach blonde... but this one time i went into Sev after smokin a few shfatties with my friend... and im waitin in line... suckin on my slurpee and lookin at the magazines by the counter... i start laughing and loudly say to everyone in line " HAH... man!! It seem every year these magazine girls"s shorts get skirter huh?? "

.....waitin for someone to reply....while my friend is laughing at me
so im just standing there ...... then it hits me... i review what i just said in my head... and naturally...... i start laughing
proceeding by yelling some more "shorts get skirter ??haha am i on CRACK or what! "
skip out the door

good times .. i guess a modified version of nah i dont poke smot.. or im sotally toberrr !!

*Jessica* · #24 (**permalink**) Apr 24, 04

one time i was cooking chicken in a pan. i went to go put cooking oil in the pan but accidently grabbed the bottle of pine sol and dumped some in by accident, that was some yummy chicken!

Timdareez · #25 (**permalink**) Apr 24, 04

Jessica Simpson " Is this Chicken ? or Fish ?? " " it' says Chicken from the sea "