Last one for the Canucks

[MusHHeaD]

A light-hearted moment for today's suffering Canucks fans.


On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the
coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Pope
mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man,
wearing a Calgary Flames jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself
from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.

As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three
men wearing Canucks jerseys aboard.
One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side. The other two
reached out and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Flames
fan from the water. Then using baseball bats, the three heroes in
Canuck's garb beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat also.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give
you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that
there was some bitter hatred between Canuck and Flames fans, but now I have
seen with my own eyes that this is not the truth."

As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who was that?"
"It was the Pope, " one replied. "He is in direct
contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom."

"Well," the harpooner said, "he may have God's wisdom, but he doesn't
know shit about shark fishing... how's the bait holding up?"

[Silverwinged]

LMAO! Ohhh.... Thats a good one :D

[kAyB]

haha shitt.. funi

[decypher]

thats one bad karma i can sign my name too, and i didn't even read the whole post... die flames

[e_BoY]

sweet. die flames!