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Dirty Smelly Men
Why is it all the dirty perverted and smelly men have to get on the train at the same time I do downtown heading back to coquitlam.....
EVERY NIGHT And they insist on talking to me.... Even if I have headphones on... EW EW EW Who wants to be my body guard?? I mean common one of them had this massive rash.. noone wants that talking to them.... /end rant |
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Ill never forget this one time one the sky train...... I was on my way to a job interview after a bit of a bender (back in the day you know) when the skuzziest bum ever gets on..... he had this orange bag of cans (i swear in van can collector is an official occupation). After about a minute or so he starts making all these fucked up noises, like some type of dying animal then all of a sudden he freezes, I mean literally freezes into some type of stasis , he stayed like that for a good 3-4 minutes frozen. Once he snapped out of it he started saying over and over again “where is it , where is it” franticly searching his pockets, he eventually found what turned out to be his crack kit, pulls out the pipe and starts smoking it right there. The guy in the businesses suite beside him looked petrified. After a couple hoots he put the box back then started doing the funky animal squawking thing again. Then he went back into the frozen position. Just like before he stayed like that for a few minutes, snapped out of it and started shouting “where is it” searching his pockets. This time instead of a crack pipe he pulls out , a fucking huge wad of cash… I shit you not the most fucked up dirtiest bum I ever seen had what appeared to be at least a thousand or more dollars in cash, he took it out counted it a bit then got of the train….. what a sketchy day that was.
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tonite some weird guy was walkin down the stairs when i was walkin up them and he started talkin to me and tellin me not to walk up the stairs cuz i was gonna get stabbed or somethin i was like wtf fuckin weirdo of course he was drunk but he looked kinda creepy too.
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avoid all eye contact....and act as if you own the fucking place. TO only stinks in the summer...worst ever. especially on the corner of yonge and queen. -s. |