Tell Me A Story!

[ulala]

So go on.. Tell me a little funny short story of sumthing thats happened to u recently.
Ill start off.
Hmm.. Lets see here.
Well about 2 weeks ago me and my brother went over to the grocery store. On the way home I was drinking my bootled apple juice when I wasnt thirsty anymore I closed the lid tightly and put it in one of my shopping bags that also had my digital camera (in its case) and a pakage of muffins. When we got back home I went into the kitchen to start putting things away and I noticed the bag was dripping juice everywhere. I pulled out my camera and its case was soaking wet with apple juice! I yelled "OH NO!" and my brother came in asking "What happened?"..."The juice spilled in the bag!"..."What was in the bag?"..."My camera and the muffins"... he replied with " Oh no! Are my muffins okay!!"... what the hell? ur MUFFINS?. I really dont know what to do with him.. At the time I just gave him a dirty stare for a few mins. Luckily my camera was fine tho. Stupid siblings.

[hardstylin]

i partied with 2 stippers from england on the weekend, they were following this old rich indian dude around and my buddies and I ended up partying with all them i herd some weird ass stories.

peace

[Clayton.]

So were the muffin's ok? don't keep me in suspense.

[ulala]

im sorry... No the muffins didnt make it :(

[suplex]

I Got Run Over By A Waterbed....but Its A Long Story...jUSt RemeMber..it IS not A good Idea To Ride Down A Wet Steep Grassy Slope On A FULL Waterbed..it Is Not The Super Fun Jell-o Slide You Thought It Just Might Be......

[suplex]

OH YEAH I HAD A FAT DEAF CAT NAMED BONKEY WHO CAUGHT A MOUSE BY LYING ON THE FLOOR AND YAWNING..MOUSE JUST RAN RIGHT INTO HIS MOUTH...chomp!! PERFECT TIMING!

[Clayton.]

Ok i got a story.

One night i was drinking with my buddy's Wyatt and nick and we decided we were gonna go do some throw ups near newton exchange so off we went to do our throws.
So were hitting up behind the old police station in the wooded area near newton exchange and we see a crew of like 20 or so people(skids) walk by and they didn't seem to notice us so we ignored them. We finnished up our shit and were about to bounce when all of a sudden like 5 of them came back with knives and bottles in hand and surrounded us. Then they said if we tried to run they would stab us and started to march us back to the rest of their group so they could all get some hits in i suppose the whole time yelling about us tagging their hood.
Then i see my oppurtunity and i booked it with my 2 friends following i ran across a busy street to lose them and they all stopped chaseing except one who followed my buddy. When we got outta view of his friends my buddy turned around wanting to fight him one on one but the guy bitched out and ran back to his crew. To weeks later i found out the same people beat some poor guy collecting bottles within an inch of his life.
Fuck do i ever hate skids.

[M!SKA]

^ thats not a nice story :(

2 summer's ago, a crew of about 20 of us took the greyhound down to USC6 in Seattle. That was all fine and dandy, the party was amazing, but the real story was what happened afterwards! Haydn lost his backpack so the two of us spend an extra hour at the venue afterwards talking with one of the promoters about how to get it back (if they found it). The guy was really cool, and offered us a ride back to the group in the USC Hummer. Too bad it had already left. But he drove us back in some pimp suv anyway. It's about 5am, our bus doesn't leave for home until NOON, so what do we do? Well, we take full advantage of the fact that American corner stores sell liquor around the clock. There was some encounter with a dead rat, and convos with bums, and drinking at the Greyhound arcade (see pics in the USC 6 gallery). Finally it comes time to get on the bus... and a *certain someone* was way too drunk, underage, and not allowed to board the bus. I stayed behind with him out of the goodness of my heart while everyone else went home, and attempted to deal with the security guards who were threatening to take him to an American Juvenile Detention Center. This really isn't the best story in the world but I just wanted to tell it to remind my dear friend Myles that he still owes me for that :D
<3 u snyx

[ulala]

^ hahaha aww miska ur to nice

[miss.myra]

Yesterday, I wanted to eat some watermelon really really bad.

so I walked to the grocery store and bought 1/2 of one, and it was EVEN ON SALE

omg, and was it ever delicious!

[stringbeans]

the poor poor muffins :(

[Goat]

I woke up this one time and it was all like "woa. i woke up, didn't think that was gonna happen"
it was prolific and deep.
Unfortunately, the next thing i knew some English king slit my wifey's throat and i terrorized the countryside until they finally caught, hung, strung, and quartered me.
Jokes on them though, we still had freedom.

[stringbeans]

they can take our lives.. but they can never take... OUR FREEEDOOOMMM!!!!!

[Clayton.]

Originally Posted by M!SKA

^ thats not a nice story :(

2 summer's ago, a crew of about 20 of us took the greyhound down to USC6 in Seattle. That was all fine and dandy, the party was amazing, but the real story was what happened afterwards! Haydn lost his backpack so the two of us spend an extra hour at the venue afterwards talking with one of the promoters about how to get it back (if they found it). The guy was really cool, and offered us a ride back to the group in the USC Hummer. Too bad it had already left. But he drove us back in some pimp suv anyway. It's about 5am, our bus doesn't leave for home until NOON, so what do we do? Well, we take full advantage of the fact that American corner stores sell liquor around the clock. There was some encounter with a dead rat, and convos with bums, and drinking at the Greyhound arcade (see pics in the USC 6 gallery). Finally it comes time to get on the bus... and a *certain someone* was way too drunk, underage, and not allowed to board the bus. I stayed behind with him out of the goodness of my heart while everyone else went home, and attempted to deal with the security guards who were threatening to take him to an American Juvenile Detention Center. This really isn't the best story in the world but I just wanted to tell it to remind my dear friend Myles that he still owes me for that :D
<3 u snyx

It's nice cause i didn't get stomped by 20 skids.

[ryantron]

my sister and i broke a condom last year.

we stretched it over my arm and it ripped.

[becka]

Originally Posted by ryantron

my sister and i broke a condom last year.

we stretched it over my arm and it ripped.

people could so take that the wrong way if they only read the first sentence...
today i took some condoms from my science class. i plan to make elaborate balloon animals tomorrow:D

[Ree Fresh]

One time at band camp.... I mean Australia I went swimming in the river with crockadiles. But they wouldnt eat me because they were only fresh water crocks... kind of like the dingo that tryed to steal my freinds jaket... or the fish that bit me... guess it wasnt poiseness?


hmmm

[sNyx]

MiSKA is my altime FAVE FNK'er no doubt.
I :love1: YOU MiSKIEEE!!

damn that was a trip to remember eh? :)

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea

It was the year when they finally immanentized the Eschaton. On April 1, the world's great powers came closer to nuclear war than ever before, all because of an obscure island named Fernando Poo. By the time international affairs returned to their normal cold-war level, some wits were calling it the most tasteless April Fool's joke in history. I happen to know all the details about what happened, but I have no idea how to recount them in a manner that will make sense to most readers. For instance, I am not even sure who I am, and my embarrassment on that matter makes me wonder if you will believe anything I reveal. Worse yet, I am at the moment very conscious of a squirrel - in Central Park, just of Sixty-eighth Street, in New York City - that is leaping from one tree to another, and I think that it happens on the night of April 23 (or is it the morning of April 24?), but fitting the squirrel together with Fernando Poo is, for the present, beyond my powers. I beg your tolerance. There is nothing I can do to make things any easier for us, and you will have to accept being addressed by a disembodied voice just as I accept the compulsion to speak out even though I am painfully aware that I am talking to an invisible, perhaps nonexistant, audience. Wise men have regarded the earth as a tragedy, a farce, even an illusionist's trick; but all, if they are truly wise and not merely intellectual rapists, recognize that it is certainly some kind of stage in which we all play roles, most of us being very poorly coached and totally unrehearsed before the curtain rises. Is it too much if I ask, tentatively, that we agree to look upon it as a circus, a touring carnival wandering about the sun for a record season of four billion years and producing new monsters and miracles, hoaxes and bloody mishaps, wonders and blunders, but never quite entertaining the customers well enough to prevent them from leaving, one by one, and returning to their homes for a long and bored winter's sleep under the dust? Then, say, for a while at least, that I have found an identity as ringmaster; but that crown sits uneasily on my head (if I have a head) and I must warn you that the troupe is small for a universe this size and many of us have to double or triple our stints, so you can expect me back in many other guises. Indeed do many things come to pass.

Is that what you're looking for?

[Sariel]

Originally Posted by becka

people could so take that the wrong way if they only read the first sentence...
today i took some condoms from my science class. i plan to make elaborate balloon animals tomorrow:D

I know the first line made me do a double-take!

Condoms make great water balloons.... especially in school hallways.

[ebbomega]

Degrassi High whut?

[Dead Mike]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

Yesterday, I wanted to eat some watermelon really really bad.

so I walked to the grocery store and bought 1/2 of one, and it was EVEN ON SALE

omg, and was it ever delicious!

lol... how delicious was it? tell me this


ok listen to this..

last summer me and my cousin tyler went up to jones lake to do some fishing in his aluminum boat. we took my truck and mounted the boat on the back with all the proper shit and packed all the shit, including my wheelchiar. when we got to the beach that we were gonna dock it at...we realized we needed 4x4 to get down to the water cuz its a resivoir and it was drained like a quarter out. so the sand n shit was like 80 ft from the road. so i was like, fuck man this aint happening...but tyler was like fuck this were gonna giv'er...so we switched seats and he fuckin bombed it up this little hill and we got over it with troubles....but we ended up on this plateau thing and we couldnt get back to the road. so he decided to take it down farther and see if we could get a running start...we got down to about 10 ft form the water and we were just FUCKED. we werent going anywhere. so tyler goes to the back of the truck to take the straps off n shit and realizes that my wheelchair flew out the back of the truck on the way up the gravel road! fuck we were trippin out hard cuz its like 4 grand for a new one...lol he hoofed it for like an hour back down the raod and found it sitting on the side of the road all dirty n shit. after i avoided giant horseflys for 2 hours sitting in my truck on the beach i see tyler again carrying my wheelchair lol...after that gets solved, some guys on quads tried to pull us out but htat didnt work either...so i get signal for some god given reason on my phone so we call a tow truck...it gets there about 2 hours later and it cost about 260...but after 7 hours of us beign stuck there, tyler decides to throw the boat in the water still...i was like ok so we booted out there until it got dark...we didnt catch anythign fuck they were jumping everywhere at they didnt fuckin bite, we were choked, we hadnt eaten anythign all day. fianlly we get back to the shore and we realize its gonna be rough for tyler to carry the boat up the slope...so we go way the fuck down the beach and park the boat...he goes n gets my truck while is it there...he carrys me to the truck lol then i watch the struggle of hiim trying to carry the heavy ass engine thru creaks and mud n shit...well we ended up leaving the boat in the lake and jus took off...lol fuck that was horrible

[Dead Mike]

Originally Posted by ryantron

my sister and i broke a condom last year.

we stretched it over my arm and it ripped.

lol if u didnt explain urself that woulda sounded real bad haah

[suplex]

that is a really f 'n RAD story dead mike..best one i have heard in a long time.