Sunday Is Mother's Day.

[bob]

get off your fucking asses and do something for your mom. N O W!
wash her dishes, wash her car, make her breakfast/lunch/dinner, have a child of your own so you know how it feels and you can appreciate your mom a little more. but if your mom isn't already the most important woman in your life. then... well you're a horrible person. GO! smoke a joint with her, go to church with her, take her to the bar and find her a date. whatever kind of relationship you have with your mom, celebrate it.

oh and get her some flowers for crying out loud. if you can't afford them, well there's free flowers in your neighbour's yard.

[hardstylin]

Originally Posted by bob

get off your fucking asses and do something for your mom. N O W!
wash her dishes, wash her car, make her breakfast/lunch/dinner, have a child of your own so you know how it feels and you can appreciate your mom a little more. but if your mom isn't already the most important woman in your life. then... well you're a horrible person. GO! smoke a joint with her, go to church with her, take her to the bar and find her a date. whatever kind of relationship you have with your mom, celebrate it.

oh and get her some flowers for crying out loud. if you can't afford them, well there's free flowers in your neighbour's yard.

ya i would cept shes goin to vegas this friday.

peace

Awwwwwwww thats nice of you to post this
yeah listen to the man DO SOMETHING 4 UR MOM!
preach on brotha=)

[SteveO13]

I agree people see I sent my mom a bunch of flowers to her work yes she'll get them fri but what can I do right I live here and shes there. I also sent her $$ to take my sis and her fiance out for mothers day so what did u do ??

[ryantron]

aww. i want a mom who.. you know.. likes me.

[bob]

Originally Posted by ryantron

aww. i want a mom who.. you know.. likes me.

i wouldn't believe for a second that your mom doesn't love you unconditionally.
maybe you need to stop being a prissy teenager and show her some respect.

[ryantron]

im sure she loves me. but she doesnt like who i am.

[bob]

now that's love!

[shorerider]

She's coming over from nam on saturday for the nephew's 1st b day, so I am trying to convince the folks to spend the night so I can make them breakfast...

[Sariel]

My mother lives in a completely different city than I do... and cause of work, I don't get to see her...

So, I think I will send a card and a 6-pack of beer down to her with my grandmother, who is going to spend the day visiting.

[ryantron]

also, i wasnt blaming her for not liking me. it is, indeed, my fault.

i wish i were closer to my mom. shes always working and whatnot. shes pretty homophobic too. but thats mean of me. maybe she has a reason.

[Sariel]

Originally Posted by ryantron

also, i wasnt blaming her for not liking me. it is, indeed, my fault.

i wish i were closer to my mom. shes always working and whatnot. shes pretty homophobic too. but thats mean of me. maybe she has a reason.

I don't really think there is any good reason to be homophobic, or racist, or sexist, or pretty much anything like that....

[ryantron]

well maybe some gay guy killed her first born.
thatd be a decent reason.
then again, itd still be wrong to stereotype. not all gay people kill children. some dont :)

[shorerider]

big question: cuz my sister had a kid, do I have to call her and wish her happy mother's day?

[Sariel]

Originally Posted by shorerider

big question: cuz my sister had a kid, do I have to call her and wish her happy mother's day?

Why, she's not your mother??
it's not called Siblings Day

[~god~]

here mom, a 5 L vodka jar.
if you don't want it I know someone who does......

[Sariel]

Originally Posted by ~god~

here mom, a 5 L vodka jar.
if you don't want it I know someone who does......

lol... my mom is going to appreciate the 6-pack more than the card.... hell.... she will probably be on the third beer before she reads the silly thing..

[~god~]

^and then its too late.

[No trace]

bob do you suffer from Freud's Oedipus complex?
haha!
oh and my mom is the best. no games.

[bob]

Originally Posted by No trace

bob do you suffer from Freud's Oedipus complex?

does that mean i wanna kill my dad and fuck my mom?
dude that's SOOOOO 1994.
how's the bender treating u?

[No trace]

bender tapered off sunday... dollars turned to cents/sense. and i realized i was saving for australia not trying to preserve my insides.

coming over saturday, anything going on?

[bob]

i'll try to get the night off work...
not sure what's going on. there will be lots of drinking to be had, that's for sure.

[lithe]

my mom's the best. she took me to ikea today.

i'm going over there with a big bouquet of flowers, to make her a fantastic brunch, and i'm getting mother-daughter pedicure gift certificates from her fave beauty salon. that way she gets to get pampered, and we get to spend time together. <3

[No trace]

Originally Posted by lithe

my mom's the best.

hey hey, i said no games!

see ---V

Originally Posted by No trace

oh and my mom is the best. no games.

[No trace]

Originally Posted by bob

i'll try to get the night off work...
not sure what's going on. there will be lots of drinking to be had, that's for sure.

werd. im all about the predrink this weekend. i hear miss. sapphire calling for me to suckle back her sweet sweet nector....