Buying porn from nuns

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I am absolutely, positively, most certainly going to hell.

I was digging around in the 'As Is' junk heap in the basement of the salvation army thrift shop, and came across a nondescript videotape titled 'blow out' with a government of British Columbia 'adult only' sticker on it. 'Shit, is this porn!?' I thought. I had to know. So I ripped off the government sticker, and brought it up to the front. The nun working the cash (who's name, I shit you not, was Pornphen) charged me 75 cents for it. I brought it home and popped it in the VCR - yup, hardcore porn. From a nun. Fucking hillarious... Lucifer here I come.

[~god~]

HAHAHAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHA!!!!!
pornphen!! HAHAHA

priceless.

[Dean]

hahahahahaha
thats hillarious!

[heatherness]

hahahah wow, this world really is fucked up hahaha

[Kelster]

i don't see how things are fucked up :/

but that's rad!

so how was the video?

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Kind of dull - mostly bleach blonde chicks with obviously fake tits doing boring lesbo stuff.

[~god~]

^ did u say boring?

[-ff-]

That I did.

[heatherness]

Originally Posted by Kelster

i don't see how things are fucked up :/

but that's rad!

so how was the video?

oh i just meant like buying porn from a nun is fucked up..
and the world today is just fucked.
i read in a newspaper today that some little kid stabbed a little girl in walmart or something.. now thats fucked.

[mapleleaf4ever]

Earth... there's no other place like it... THANK GOD! :D

[~god~]

u shoulda boned the nun.
was she hot? :P
heheh

[Mr.Wrong]

guess the nun got bored watchin it over n over

[e_BoY]

thats something u dont see or hear everyday.