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Nov 01, 01
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I Did this in Xtcity... but its dead... Dead baby jokes go here!
How do you make a baby cry twice?
Wipe your bloody dick on its Teddy bear. Q: What's blue and sits in the corner? A: A dead baby Q: What's green and sits in the corner? A: Same baby two weeks later What is blue white yellow and at the bottom of the pool? A baby with slashed floaties. What is red white and yellow and at the top of the pool? A slashed baby with floaties What gets louder as it gets smaller? baby in a trash compacter. What's red, white and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes. What's red and hangs from the ceiling? A baby on a meathook. What's the perfect gift for a dead baby? A dead puppy. What does it take to make a dead baby float? One scoop of ice cream and a scoop of dead baby What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off. What do you get whan you dislocate a dead baby's jaw? Deep Throat. Why does a midwife need hot water when she delivers a baby? If the baby dies, she can make some soup. there ya go, have fun, tell your parents. - SoniK 
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Nov 04, 01
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whats white and bounces up and down in a baby's crib? a pedophiles ass.. hehe.. whats more sick than 100 dead babies? the one in the middle, still alive trying to eat its way out? i have top 10 lists that i made for creative writing.. maybe ill post them later..
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Nov 05, 01
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what's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree?
1 baby stapled to 10 trees :041:
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