when yur loaded

[decypher]

u suddenly realize... DAMMMMMMMMMN my hair is sooo sexy.. the girls can't keep there hands off o f it..my hair is seriouslyy chizzled out of stone, i can't even sleep cuz it might mess it up.. so tonight im gonna sleep upwards like batman, holla...

wjhat did u realize when u were loaded?


OOHHHH ZINGGGGGGGGGGGG!~

[decypher]

i also ndiscovered u can get a turkey bacon club at Tim whoretons on a bagel!, THATS RIGHT A FUCKING BAGEL,. IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING U... a mother fucking bagel.. thats right.. bacon, turkey, lettuce, AND TOMATOES, and whatever kinda sauces they wanna lace on there, ON A MOFO BAGGLE
YEHN SO GOOd.. u better recognize,, dont sleep on that mother fuckinb deal, all ur local rave ticket sellers are selling tickets to the next turkey bacon rave...

[decypher]

i also just recently learned not to try and spin records. cuz ur needlz well fly around like sloppy jaloppys.. poor 447's :(

[Chet]

I learned that the drunker I get, the less my feet and brain get along

[MrDFrost]

and the faster gravity takes control in which direction you should take....thats always fun.

[robyn]

Rock fucking solid, Kam. <3

[M!SKA]

Originally Posted by decypher

i also ndiscovered u can get a turkey bacon club at Tim whoretons on a bagel!, THATS RIGHT A FUCKING BAGEL,. IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING U... a mother fucking bagel.. thats right.. bacon, turkey, lettuce, AND TOMATOES, and whatever kinda sauces they wanna lace on there, ON A MOFO BAGGLE
YEHN SO GOOd.. u better recognize,, dont sleep on that mother fuckinb deal, all ur local rave ticket sellers are selling tickets to the next turkey bacon rave...

thats fuckin BRILLIANT
Turkey Bacon Rave here I come..........

[galaxie]

I discovered that house with loud bass + drunken Natalie = baaaaaaad news (sorry boyfriend!)

[EMERGENCE]

^ *coughconfessioncough*

[bob]

when i'm loaded, i realize that among everyone in the joint, even the urinal cake wants nothing to do with me.

[No trace]

when im loaded i realize that i really am quite thirsty and the only thing to quench the thirst is many more double G&T's... or straight gin from the bottle...

[crookedking]

the drunker i get, the more the chicks want me.

that's what i've learnt.

[Crazy_Cat_Lady]

I notice that when i get drunk, I always want to stand on things, to make myself taller. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because when I do a drunken lecture, more people will listen.

[robyn]

^This is so strange. Whenever I am drunk, I always want to walk on furniture. I think this is why I can be found at Blarney Stone so much, as it's so dirty nobody gives a fuck what you do.

[C_squared]

when i get drunk its allways hard to control the volume in my voice!!!

[Sean]

When I'm drunk I feel compelled to end every other word with "nay", "nar", or "nackle". I also like to call random people I don't know on my buddies' cell phones and see how long I can keep them on the phone with me. I also like to yell a lot.

[MrDFrost]

Originally Posted by C_squared

when i get drunk its allways hard to control the volume in my voice!!!

hahaha....

[Special_J]

Whenever I get drunk I realize how much fun it is to try and do ballet without falling over. I also like to call people and leave very angry messages if they don't answer. Any of my friends can tell you about my famous drunken messages.

[mapleleaf4ever]

If I get hammered enough I trail off into German... so dann sag Ich zu ihn...

[ppcock]

i had a hard time walking and lighting a cigarette.

[crackdragon]

urinating upside down is alot more difficult then one would think

[SEAN!]

the more drunk i get i realize that its a good idea to keep on drinking...


im opening another as i type.