POLL for the guys!

Akeel · #1 (**permalink**) May 21, 04

well?

Rhianna · #2 (**permalink**) May 21, 04

Your shirt? You must smell pretty Akeel.

rawb · #3 (**permalink**) May 21, 04

if you got pee on your dink after you take a whiz you got problems brother.

Akeel · #4 (**permalink**) May 21, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhianna

Your shirt? You must smell pretty Akeel.

Shirt, sleeve, pants, towel....anything other then shaking...i didnt wanna discriminate.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rawb

if you got pee on your dink after you take a whiz you got problems brother.

clearly the logistics of this are lost on you because of a small penis.

rawb · #5 (**permalink**) May 21, 04

clearly the logistics are lost on me because i don't piss on myself, big dong or not.

am i missing something here, are dudes loop-da-looping their dinks or making other crazy-straw-esque creations before they take a whiz?

x0x_manda_x0x · #6 (**permalink**) May 21, 04

AKEEL u get GOLD FUCKEN STARS for starting this thread.
hahaha.

Rhianna · #7 (**permalink**) May 21, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Akeel

Shirt, sleeve, pants, towel....anything other then shaking...i didnt wanna discriminate.

Ok dude, remember how I said I'd beat your ass down next rave? I take that back. I don't want to touch your pee colthes.

omega_image · #8 (**permalink**) May 21, 04

lol i think it all depends on if u have a hoodie or a helmet..........

anyways tp it is for me

hardstylin · #9 (**permalink**) May 21, 04

shake

peace

Dj G-Style · #10 (**permalink**) May 21, 04

Well now this is an intellectual conversation. I like doing a combination of both, but the better question would be how many shakes before it is classified as jerking the chicken.
As far as Rhianna taking on Akeel I pick Keelio. Hes a curb stomper. Sorry if it was a smiling competition you'd win but laying down the beats my bets on Akeel.
G

Akeel · #11 (**permalink**) May 21, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhianna

Ok dude, remember how I said I'd beat your ass down next rave? I take that back. I don't want to touch your pee colthes.

oh but my pee clothes want to touch you....mmmm pee clothes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rawb

clearly the logistics are lost on me because i don't piss on myself, big dong or not.

am i missing something here, are dudes loop-da-looping their dinks or making other crazy-straw-esque creations before they take a whiz?

g-style hit on it...shaking you're wang around just means you like to jerk it after you whizzzzzzzzzzzz.

Rhianna · #12 (**permalink**) May 21, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dj G-Style

Well now this is an intellectual conversation. I like doing a combination of both, but the better question would be how many shakes before it is classified as jerking the chicken.
As far as Rhianna taking on Akeel I pick Keelio. Hes a curb stomper. Sorry if it was a smiling competition you'd win but laying down the beats my bets on Akeel.
G

Ssshhhh....I just told him I want to beat him up so he'd feel cooler. Rumor has it that you're not cool until someone threatens you over FnK.

Yeah, I'd lose. So would you if you were to fight a pee smelling Akeel.

Akeel · #13 (**permalink**) May 21, 04

PEE SMELLING AKEEL!

now with kung fu grip!

Rhianna · #14 (**permalink**) May 21, 04

Hey Akeel, I'd give you good karma for smelling like toilet but it wont let me.

G-Stuff · #15 (**permalink**) May 21, 04

If you don't wipe you could totally get drip on your drawers

cheebus420 · #16 (**permalink**) May 21, 04

not if you get the shaking motion down. And if you have decent endownment , the shaking really dries the sucker.

~god~ · #17 (**permalink**) May 21, 04

dry with a blow dryer!!

Goat · #18 (**permalink**) May 21, 04

i've never heard of anyone drying themselves off.

personally, i just bang it against the sink a couple times to make sure.

~god~ · #19 (**permalink**) May 21, 04

^ u fuckin piss in the sink?

Ree Fresh · #20 (**permalink**) May 21, 04

^aparently my cat learned how to do that?

Raver_O.G · #21 (**permalink**) May 21, 04

Think of it this way kiddies, when you whirl it and twirl it and have a grand old time with it, if there is anything left, it goes into the Joe Boxers, which is a MUCH better place for it than on some freaking pricey threads.

ebbomega · #22 (**permalink**) May 21, 04

Piddletrenthide: (noun) A trouser stain caused by a wimbledon (q.v.). Not to be confused with a botley (q.v)
Wimbledon: (noun) That last drop which, no matter how much you shake it, always goes down your trouser leg.
Botley: (noun) The prominent stain on a man's trouser crotch seen on his return from the lavatory. A botley proper is caused by an accident with the push taps, and should not be confused with any stain caused by insufficient waggling of the willy.

from The Meaning of Liff by Douglas Adams.

galaxie · #23 (**permalink**) May 21, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by G-Stuff

If you don't wipe you could totally get drip on your drawers

...

<3

Belms · #24 (**permalink**) May 21, 04

its all about wiping.

mapleleaf4ever · #25 (**permalink**) May 21, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goat

i've never heard of anyone drying themselves off.

personally, i just bang it against the sink a couple times to make sure.

Yeh, as I don't piss in the Sink... well not when sober anyways... I just knock it against the side of the Urinal.

View Poll Results: Do you wipe you're wang off after taking a leak, or just shake that fucker dry?
wipe off the excess pee pee (with TP, your shirt, etc)	14	16.87%
Shake it dry like a polaroid picture!	69	83.13%
Voters: 83. You may not vote on this poll