Dead Baby Jokes.

[Flip]

So a dead baby with a platipus up its ass, walks into a bar. The bar-tender says "Hey, you can't come in here with that!" And the platips says "Where else am I gonna get SARS this time of night?"

[Euro Dollar]

just picture it.... seriously think of a real baby that is related and close to you... and imagine it being dead... because lets say it choked on a piece of plastic it picked up from the ground... and imagine its REALLY dead... and there is nothing you can do about it... Imagine someone close to you...

now isn't this the worst one of them all?
:D

[No trace]

Uhh your disgusting.

How do you get a baby out of a tree?









You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a pinata!

[neoh]

Originally Posted by ppcock

how do you make a baby cry twice?











Wipe your bloody dick on its teddy bear.

THAT'S BADDDDD. BAD KARMA!

[jomama]

what in the world?.............

are you guys just making these all up? Or are these seriously jokes...because I have never heard a "dead baby joke" in my entire life...until now.
Im soo confused.

[No trace]

youve never heard a dead baby joke?
which rock do you live under?

[Veni*C]

sooooo disturbing!!!

haha.

[kAyB]

^^ agreed

[No trace]

What do you call a baby on a stick?



















A Kebabie.

[C_squared]

if i had the time i'd bad karma all you motherfuckers! but i'd expect you to bad karma me for laughing at this stupid shit!

[xxBabyDawlxx]

OMG!! Josi NEEDS to see this

[Jen-E-03]

ewwww I've never heard these jokes and their so disgusting...but i can't help but laugh at some of em

[BAL1STOPHER]

ok whuts the difference between a pepperoni pizza and a dead baby?






i dont jack off on my pizza before i eat it!!!!!!!!

[BAL1STOPHER]

whut goes sizzle, crackle, pop and claws @ the glass?







a dead baby in a microwave!!!!!!1