Why I love my bicycle.

[-ff-]

Suckers.

[hardstylin]

fuck ya i bike everywhere till july then i bust my summer car for 3 months.

[Scarface]

Originally Posted by -ff-

Suckers.

When you go on a date, does the girl get to sit on the handle bars, or do you bust out the bannana seat and go tandem?

[-ff-]

Actually she rides along beside me on her own bike.

Its nice having a fit girlfriend.

[rawb]

i believe we just experienced an 'oh snap'

[Scarface]

What do you do if theres valet parking?

[rawb]

i know personally when its really late and im bloated and full of dinner, and then i look across the table and my girl has 'lets hump' eyes, the first thing on my mind is taking a 5km bikeride home.

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by rawb

i believe we just experienced an 'oh snap'

Especially if I hit him with my 3200lb Car... Sucker that, Bike Boy. 50 Points if my Windshield stays intact. :kam:

[-ff-]

If you can afford to accelerate fast enough to hit me.

But I understand how you must be bitter. You poor saps must be steaming at the pump. Enjoy your exensive habit!

[Scarface]

You just like how the seat makes you feel.

[mapleleaf4ever]

^ He's right, I read a study that said something about if your seat is improperly adjusted it can cause impotence. But I think he just likes the Biker Spandex. *shudder*

[-ff-]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

^ He's right, I read a study that said something about if your seat is improperly adjusted it can cause impotence. But I think he just likes the Biker Spandex. *shudder*

As opposed to the toxic fumes spewing continuously out of the back of your car...?


As for the spandex and randy seat jollies... what can I say, you've got me nailed =(

[mapleleaf4ever]

Last time I checked, you rode inside the car so the Toxic fumes only kill Bikers... not the persons inside the Vehicle. :)

[bob]

i don't get what the big fuss is all about...
gas goes up a few cents and everyone cries.

A FEW CENTS.
like it might cost you an extra $2 to fill your tank now...
OMFG! that's OUTRAGEOUS.

[miss.myra]

Originally Posted by bob

i don't get what the big fuss is all about...
gas goes up a few cents and everyone cries.

A FEW CENTS.
like it might cost you an extra $2 to fill your tank now...
OMFG! that's OUTRAGEOUS.

It's just another stupid excuse for assholes to smalltalk, especially now that hockey season is almost done! I fucking hate smalltalk.

[-ff-]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

Last time I checked, you rode inside the car so the Toxic fumes only kill Bikers... not the persons inside the Vehicle. :)

I take it you're not familiar with the concept of 'climate change?'


Even if not, you must be aware that polluted air doesn't stop at your windows. Where the hell do you think the air in your car came from? (here's a hint - look at the exhaust comming out of the car in front of you. Now look at the hood of your car. Now look at the air vents on the dashboard of your car.... making sense?)

[-ff-]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

It's just another stupid excuse for assholes to smalltalk, especially now that hockey season is almost done! I fucking hate smalltalk.

So, how about this crummy weather lately?

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by -ff-

I take it you're not familiar with the concept of 'climate change?'


Even if not, you must be aware that polluted air doesn't stop at your windows. Where the hell do you think the air in your car came from? (here's a hint - look at the exhaust comming out of the car in front of you. Now look at the hood of your car. Now look at the air vents on the dashboard of your car.... making sense?)

Silly Human... I don't need Air to survive on your puny planet... just large amounts of Ethanol. :)

[No trace]

ill stop driving when there isnt any more gas to buy.

[rawb]

living downtown i walk everywhere, and i personally look down on the cost of maintaining bicycles, as well as those horrible people who use bicycles who get less exercise than i do.

when i pass by a trashed, rusty bicycle i scorn the person for creating space-taking waste just for the convenience of moving around. imagine how many bicycles are out there polluting soil and taking up space in landfills. fuck those lazy people.

[SEAN!]

Originally Posted by rawb

i know personally when its really late and im bloated and full of dinner, and then i look across the table and my girl has 'lets hump' eyes, the first thing on my mind is taking a 5km bikeride home.

werd..me too, also when i wake up at 6am in a dark rainy morning in december i always feel like im missing out on what all those people waiting in the rain for that crowded bus to show up are enjoying.

[SEAN!]

Originally Posted by -ff-

I take it you're not familiar with the concept of 'climate change?'


Even if not, you must be aware that polluted air doesn't stop at your windows. Where the hell do you think the air in your car came from? (here's a hint - look at the exhaust comming out of the car in front of you. Now look at the hood of your car. Now look at the air vents on the dashboard of your car.... making sense?)

im sure you avoid suckin all that stuff up when your huffing and puffing in traffic.


wait a second i just caught on..most of those people taking transit and ridding bikes to work arent choosing to do so because they cant afford a car, no, they just choose to take the moral high ground...i bet ill feel so ashamed of myself the enxt time i decide to go soemwhere with out having to wait, or take transfers, or be stuffed in a confined space with strangers....

[mugsy]

i miss my car, he was little, and didnt eat alot of gas.
his tires were smaller than some bike tires.
rip jimmy.
p.s. i dont like bikes, they really do scare me.

[No trace]

what kind of fucking car has tires smaller then a bikes????????????

[mugsy]

jimmy did - 1992 ford festiva, in blue. with an autobot symbol on the back, an a cracked windshield. :031: i miss him dearly.