I almost died tonight!!!

[Flip]

So I went to the bar next to my work (Excaliber) and as I'm leaving, one of the chicks I've been hangin' with for a while is like "No you can't go! Pussy!" And I'm like "I gotta grab the last skytrain", so she's like we'll I got my Mustang blah blah blah" and she points to this sweet ride in the parking lot. So me being the drunken retard, I hop the wall and run up the front of the Mustang and hop onto the roof, turn around and give her the finger.

Little did I know that she was fucking with me and that wasn't her car. Sso there's about 12 brown dudes come running up to me yelling shit, and grab me by the collar. I was tottally drunk and confused so I was like "Hey, what's going on?" And a few of them are like "Yo, let's do em right here!" And they were getting all hostile and I'm like "Are you friends with that chick or something?" trying to figure out what's wrong, but they were kinda pissed. One of my co-workers and one of the supervisers at my work were kinda standing up for me but it's tough when these guys are drunk and looking to get into a ruckus.

The wierdest part was that one of the 12 guys that was crowding me was like "Yo I remember this guy, he was threatening me last time I saw him" and considering that he's like 8 inches taller than me, 80 pounds heavyer than me, plus in general I'm not a violent person to begin with. So I'm left wondering Whatdafuck!?!

[Veni*C]

note to you:

dont do that again!!!!!

[jaydream]

i think that happens like 10 times a week in the fraser valley
some white guy jumps on a brown guys mustang
the brown guys freak out but do nothing
thats textbook

[Oscar Da Grouc]

thats messed up man, yer lucky

[Flip]

Originally Posted by ~Veni_C~

note to you:

dont do that again!!!!!

No F**KING shit yo!!!

No more drinking for me for atleast 2 days!! And definitely no more jumping on Mustangs!

[Hot Karl]

you're fuckin lucky. you caused a dent per step. i'd have freaked if it was my car. but then again it's sorta that chick's fault. i'd have thrown her to the pack of brown guys. what's the worst that could happen?

[Sue Bitch]

you silly boi
call me up to tell me this shit ur crazy
and coked out mike says hi
he really wants to see you again on the 12th
i think he has a lil crush on you

[messejesse]

if they were ginos u'd get a gang bang

[Segued]

sounds familiar

[mapleleaf4ever]

Well good to know that you're not going to jump on Mustangs anymore... I can park my Car near you with no fear of the ol' stompy stomp. :D

[DJ Ponz]

I'm sorry, I was really getting into the story, and then you just stopped. Did they just crowd around you or did they befriend you? Did they ask you for directions or did they do anything to FINISH THIS FUCKING STORY? Good times at Excalibur.

[SteveO13]

wow man thats fucked

[Flip]

Originally Posted by DJ Ponz

I'm sorry, I was really getting into the story, and then you just stopped. Did they just crowd around you or did they befriend you? Did they ask you for directions or did they do anything to FINISH THIS FUCKING STORY? Good times at Excalibur.

Oh sorry dude. Well after they were all crowded around me he all started hopping around like bunnies and started weaving baskets. The End.

Well actually there were a bunch of my co-workers and the bar-tender was there, who were like "Aw he's just really wasted, he didn't mean anything personal by it, that's just Flip." and I was like "If there's any damage I'll pay for it, or if you want me to wipe of any foot-prints I may have left, but it was nothing personal." I always climb onto things at random, like mailboxes, cars, cheerleaders, you know stuff , it's just something I do.

Anywho, so I gave them a couple of dubes and got the fuck outta there. The End!

[tvmann]

These after-bar incidents are funny!

Somebody's gotta put together a bunch of them and make a movie.

[Partizan]

damn

the fun we have when we're drunk

close call buddy you could have had ur balls cut off

[mystique]

yikes!

[~god~]

Originally Posted by Flip

So I went to the bar next to my work (Excaliber) and as I'm leaving, one of the chicks I've been hangin' with for a while is like "No you can't go! Pussy!" And I'm like "I gotta grab the last skytrain", so she's like we'll I got my Mustang blah blah blah" and she points to this sweet ride in the parking lot. So me being the drunken retard, I hop the wall and run up the front of the Mustang and hop onto the roof, turn around and give her the finger.

Little did I know that she was fucking with me and that wasn't her car. Sso there's about 12 brown dudes come running up to me yelling shit, and grab me by the collar. I was tottally drunk and confused so I was like "Hey, what's going on?" And a few of them are like "Yo, let's do em right here!" And they were getting all hostile and I'm like "Are you friends with that chick or something?" trying to figure out what's wrong, but they were kinda pissed. One of my co-workers and one of the supervisers at my work were kinda standing up for me but it's tough when these guys are drunk and looking to get into a ruckus.

The wierdest part was that one of the 12 guys that was crowding me was like "Yo I remember this guy, he was threatening me last time I saw him" and considering that he's like 8 inches taller than me, 80 pounds heavyer than me, plus in general I'm not a violent person to begin with. So I'm left wondering Whatdafuck!?!

I love your posts!! you always have the WACKIEST stories... be it this or sleeping with a lesbian or w/e.

KARMA!!

[cheeseburger]

Originally Posted by jaydream

i think that happens like 10 times a week in the fraser valley
some white guy jumps on a brown guys mustang
the brown guys freak out but do nothing
thats textbook

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to jaydream again.

[galaxie]

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to ninewells again.

=(

[Dead Mike]

dude...u shoulda opened up ya fo-fo on them bitches and made they mommas cry..word

[Euro Dollar]

Originally Posted by Flip

No F**KING shit yo!!!

No more drinking for me for atleast 2 days!! And definitely no more jumping on Mustangs!

i heard it was an awesome shelby... and i can't believe you got away with it...
i heard three followed you and took some of your weed.... thats harsh... but what can you do against like 15 brown guys... anyways thats what i've heard...

btw flip... say hi to malcolm....

-Egor

[lildonkey]

Originally Posted by Dead Mike

dude...u shoulda opened up ya fo-fo on them bitches and made they mommas cry..word

and then you exhaled your 20 piece and realized you weren't black.