Fortune Cookies

Jen-E-03 · #1 (**permalink**) Jun 07, 04

I went out for dinner st this chinese restaurant...food was great. With tthe bill came t2 fortune cookies. I think the fortunes in fortune cookies are getting stupid...they used to say intellegent things. heres the 3 that i got today!
"You and your wife willl be happy in your life together"
"A friend asks only for your time not your money"
"Youare going to have some new clothes"
has anyone else had a stupid fortune outta a fortune cookie?

TipSy · #2 (**permalink**) Jun 07, 04

hmm not that i can remember... my notes usually always said u will have good luck coming your way..or somethin like that i usually jus like eatin the cookie..dont really bother to see wat the little note has to say..cuz there usually retarded in sum way..

Dead Mike · #3 (**permalink**) Jun 07, 04

lol wtf

i liek teh ones that are like, Confucious say, a man without a hay is a man without a home... crazy shti like that...i dunno lol

mapleleaf4ever · #4 (**permalink**) Jun 07, 04

Confucious say, Man who walks through Airport turnstile sidways going to Bangkok.

Jen-E-03 · #5 (**permalink**) Jun 07, 04

LOL seee i woulda gotten a kick outta a cookie that had sumthin cool like taht inside...but no apparently me and my wife will be happy together :S lmao

Pussy_Kat · #6 (**permalink**) Jun 07, 04

jenn u and me are happy
so when u think about it that cookies not lying

*KeLLnEsS* · #7 (**permalink**) Jun 07, 04

NO fair!!! $^#$*#( Mine just always say a bunch of numbers :(

Pussy_Kat · #8 (**permalink**) Jun 07, 04

dont they have a fortune on one side and your lucky numbers on the back?

Jen-E-03 · #9 (**permalink**) Jun 07, 04

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Originally Posted by Pussy_Kat

jenn u and me are happy
so when u think about it that cookies not lying

ahhh very tru wifey!lol

Pussy_Kat · #10 (**permalink**) Jun 07, 04

LMAO

*useless post*

Jen-E-03 · #11 (**permalink**) Jun 07, 04

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Originally Posted by Pussy_Kat

dont they have a fortune on one side and your lucky numbers on the back?

oohhhh thats wut those numbers are??? i thought it was just sum kinda thing that happens when they get printed hmm neat

Quin600 · #12 (**permalink**) Jun 07, 04

"Help! I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!"

Partizan · #13 (**permalink**) Jun 07, 04

what place were u eating at???

i need some new clothes

Dead Mike · #14 (**permalink**) Jun 07, 04

hhahah...u do need some clothes, u disgust me

Jen-E-03 · #15 (**permalink**) Jun 07, 04

i dunno wut the place was called it was just up the street from my house...

Partizan · #16 (**permalink**) Jun 07, 04

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Originally Posted by Dead Mike

hhahah...u do need some clothes, u disgust me

...riiiight

Dead Mike · #17 (**permalink**) Jun 07, 04

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Originally Posted by Partizan

...riiiight

jokes pal...chill

Partizan · #18 (**permalink**) Jun 07, 04

haha alright ..

its kinda hard to tell if ur jokin or not

Dead Mike · #19 (**permalink**) Jun 07, 04

lol true...what this being a message board and all...yah i jus thought it was funny how u said u needed new clothes out of nowhere...the hilarity is inevitalbe with that remark!props! haha

Partizan · #20 (**permalink**) Jun 07, 04

ha ok now i get it ..

i thought u were trying to take what i said and turn it into a diss.. good one..

Dead Mike · #21 (**permalink**) Jun 07, 04

lol man i woulda burned myself back if i did that...its all good bro...RAVE! lol

Partizan · #22 (**permalink**) Jun 07, 04

yah man .. whats this thing about in the first place?/ fortune cookies?

got way off track

Séguin · #23 (**permalink**) Jun 07, 04

The rule is you add the words "... in bed." to the end of what ever the messege sais.

Partizan · #24 (**permalink**) Jun 07, 04

fortune cookies in bed?:242:

Séguin · #25 (**permalink**) Jun 07, 04

No man... like this:

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Originally Posted by Jen-E-03

"You and your wife will be happy in your life together, in bed."
"A friend asks only for your time not your money, in bed," (wow, that one dosen't work)
"You are going to have some new clothes, in bed,"