Remember the....

Blankshots · #1 (**permalink**) Jun 10, 04

My mom used to tell me these when I was younger, just wondering if anyone else knew ones like these?

On a dark dark day and a bright bright night, Two dead boy's got up to fight, back to back they faced each other drew their swords and shot each other, a deaf policman heard the noise and came and shot the two dead boy's.

Lady's and gentleman take my advise pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

craz_e_blossom · #2 (**permalink**) Jun 10, 04

^^^I have heard that one before...

trance4life · #3 (**permalink**) Jun 10, 04

how can a deaf policeman hear anything?

Grapes · #4 (**permalink**) Jun 10, 04

Maybe your mom should've taught you how to spell instead.

Pussy_Kat · #5 (**permalink**) Jun 10, 04

awe thats sad
*kat cries*

britzbitz · #6 (**permalink**) Jun 10, 04

I've heard that before, but I dont think my mom would tell me something like that!

My Dad used to sing us the "Bug Song" though.

Bugs, bugs, bugs
If I had them all in jugs
I would dig, dig, dig
A big, big hole
And that would be the end
Of the bug song!

Or my grandpa's Cowboy songs. haha. Those were great.

Sue Bitch · #7 (**permalink**) Jun 10, 04

I see said the blind man to the deaf dog As the cripled son runs out the door over the athletic speed bump of a daughter

tahiti__treat · #8 (**permalink**) Jun 10, 04

slide on sum ice ?.. wut exactly is the meaning of that ?

Sariel · #9 (**permalink**) Jun 10, 04

I learned it as

In the dead of the night,
In the middle of the day;
Two dead boys got up to play.
Back to back,
They faced each other;
Drew their swords,
And shot one another.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
Shot and killed those
Two dead boys.
If you don't believe my tale is true,
Ask the blind man
He saw it too.

(please forgive any grammatical offences, it's late for me, and I'm baked.)

mapleleaf4ever · #10 (**permalink**) Jun 10, 04

I see said the Blind Man as he was peeing into the wind, It's all coming back to me now.