Having surplus lighters after a party

[Goat]

It happens to the best and worst of us, more so some than others. After every party i seem to walk away with 4-5 lighters in my pocket, little or no recollection (lies :P) where they came from.
For a grand total of 33 in my room.

Who's missing one :P

[sidekick]

max, you must be my other half.

everytime i go to a party i end up losing 4-5 lighters.

if we got married everything would balance itself out, what do you say?

[Goat]

i forsee a disgruntled future of marraige councilors and long talks about sharing blankets.

:|

[sidekick]

but i'm a good spooner!

[Goat]

spooning isn't everything to life you know.

your forgot the rave
/sarcasm

[sidekick]

and fnk!

/more sarcasm

[Scarface]

Back in the hardcore rave days, i lost enough lighters to theft and stupidity, that it became a noticeable finacial drain.

I used a piece of string to tether my lighter to my belt loop. After that the problem was solved , and it was fun to watch ravers put there face in my crotch to light a smoke.