25 signs that you've grown up

[crackdragon]

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids nextdoor won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you!

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass.

[KimmyCandy]

lol
26.)You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge
27.)You talk about "good grass" and you're talkin about someone's lawn

[crookedking]

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14
that would suck.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers
please don't poison your dog anymore.

[mapleleaf4ever]

It's scary that quite a few of those now apply to me.

[tommy_zex]

hahaha YAY im never getting old !!! lol

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by tommy_zex

hahaha YAY im never getting old !!! lol

dying young? smoker?

[mapleleaf4ever]

Naw... maybe he's getting Cryogenically Frozen when he's 25?

[~Sc@ndelu$~]

haha wow... im so not mature!

[Chino]

those are awesome......almost comforting..haha!

[Crazy Dave]

yea,,, I'm fucked.

[Sariel]

lol.. I think that list proves that I have not grown up yet!

And damn it, I never plan on it. Growing up sucks.. you get bitter and boring..

[miss.myra]

most of those apply to me

that's sad :( haha

[Dj G-Style]

ditto

Originally Posted by miss.myra

most of those apply to me

that's sad :( haha

[~god~]

Originally Posted by crackdragon

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

my favorite. HAHA