My trip to Les-Bowen Island!

Flip · #1 (**permalink**) Jul 05, 04

So I went to Bowen Island for a lesbian wedding this weekend and here are some of the high-lites:
-Lesbians!
-seeing ponys wandering through the streets(ponys the size of german sheppards)
-All-you can eat breakfast, lunch and dinner/all-you can drink!
-Hot E-tarded bride's maids.
-More lesbians!
-Getting the father of one of the brides so stoned that he actually fell out of bed in the middle of the night and smacked his head on the end-table, and was sporting a nifty red mark on the side of his face, throughout the rest of the weekend.
-Being one of three white people on the packed bus ride home, 83 screaming asians and us, so scared.
-Spining some 80s rock and 70s funk, when the DJ went to sleep and I took over.
-A few more lesbians.
-Seeing some fat old slut, totally bail on the ferry ride home. She was walking a straight line and out of nowhere SPLAT flat on her face for no reason.
-Beautiful scenery and nature and shit.
-Seeing more lesbians on the skytrain, on the way home.(grumpy bull-dykes, but hey good enough)
-Free water-guns.

And I'm sure there was a bunch of other shit but I've been drunk for many days now and my memory may not be up to par. Regardless I had a kickass weekend, how bout you?

robyn · #2 (**permalink**) Jul 05, 04

Bowen totally rocks when you don't have to live there!

Where on the island were you?

ulala · #3 (**permalink**) Jul 05, 04

I've never been to Bowen Island :(... BOWEN ISLAND TRIP!

robyn · #4 (**permalink**) Jul 05, 04

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Originally Posted by ulala

I've never been to Bowen Island :(... BOWEN ISLAND TRIP!

It's not all lesbians and making out. There's also drinking! I can take you on a tour!

ulala · #5 (**permalink**) Jul 05, 04

deal! I get back in 2 weeks, u get back in 2 weeks... Bowen island here we come ( U better be fully equiped with ur malibu)

robyn · #6 (**permalink**) Jul 05, 04

Um, I think I still might hate everyone there. I'll have to get really, really smashed first!

ulala · #7 (**permalink**) Jul 05, 04

^ that is very do-able.

Flip · #8 (**permalink**) Jul 05, 04

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Originally Posted by robyn

Where on the island were you?

Like 2 blocks from the ferry thingy. We were staying at the CNIB Canadian National Institute for the Blind, and we smoked pot, got drunk and did E in the main hall were all those blind kids go bumping into each other. I thought it kinda odd that they would have paintings on the wall, I mean they could have put up empty picture frames and the blind people wouldn't know any different. I'm aloud to make fun of blind people, cause I have really crappy eye-sight and I bump into shit all the time!

FeelGood · #9 (**permalink**) Jul 05, 04

LESBIANS!!!!!!!!

woooot :)