have u ever woken up in a strange place?

[ebbomega]

A weird variation on the thing-in-a-box game:

What box am I in?

And get your minds out of the gutter, you Neanderthals.

[brokencrayon]

one time I came home reallllly hammered and the lsat thing I remember is walking up the stairs... but I think I fell down them and just passed out or decided to stay there because I woke up in the morning curled up on the bottom of the stairs

[FeelGood]

On new years, I was at my friends house party, he had about 12 people over or so, just small party, we had a HUGE BBQ and lots of alcohol, the fridge was loaded up with beers and hard alcohol and a bottle of 151.

All I remember that night was watching his illegal Bell Express Vu, on his huge ass Sony TV, and drinking a shitload of beers.... then I remember moving on to shots of 151, and I cant remember anything after that, first time ive blacked out and not remembered what happened or what I did... I woke up in the spare bedroom since I passed out there and it scared the shit out of me. I didnt know where I was, I couldnt hear anybody talking, and I was in this room with no windows... I opened the door, went downstairs and was like oh shit, im at Alex's place... hahaha.

good times.

[neoh]

^^ hrm, 12 people with illegal cable (porn) and bacardi 151?
I dont think I want to remember that night, either.

*cough*circlejerk*cough*


This one time I woke up at band camp, and there was this trumpet...

[Flip]

My regular drinking days are Tuesday, Friday and Sunday, so every Wednesday, Saturday and Monday I wake up somewhere strange with a few new bruises and blurred memories, most of which I post on F&K later that day. Ah fuck it's Tuesday today, shit! I'll reply tomorow with the location I wake up in.

As for strange places to wake up in, a few years ago I was rediculously drunk, giving head to my bitch and we both passed out and I woke up some time later with a snatch for a pillow. So I continued my job and she woke up surprised but pleased.

[mystique]

Originally Posted by Flip

My regular drinking days are Tuesday, Friday and Sunday, so every Wednesday, Saturday and Monday I wake up somewhere strange with a few new bruises and blurred memories, most of which I post on F&K later that day. Ah fuck it's Tuesday today, shit! I'll reply tomorow with the location I wake up in.

As for strange places to wake up in, a few years ago I was rediculously drunk, giving head to my bitch and we both passed out and I woke up some time later with a snatch for a pillow. So I continued my job and she woke up surprised but pleased.

awwww well isnt that sweet

[Mo...]

hahaha i was really hammered one night and the last thing i kno is i was takin a shot of tquila then i woke up on a park bench 2 blocks away from home at like 6am.. man it was so cold.. !!!!

[mapleleaf4ever]

Many times... is it a bad thing when the first thing you do when you stumble out of the strange Residence you've never been to before and look for a Street Sign to get bearings?

[Aspectre]

about 30 feet into the forest at my cabin... it wasn't pleasant

[Moon]

i woke up once on the floor of the nasty frat house in my wet swimming trunks. haha that was a retarded night

[potface]

i was at a party one time and i went to sleep in this guys basement. when i woke up i was wandering around in the dark and kicking somethink at every step. i think i might have gotten up to go to the bathroom, but i woke up lost tim the dark and i kept kicking things such as the lawnmowerand the toolbox. somehow i managed to fids a lighswitch. i didnt even know that they had a garage