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Another Drunken Mess...
So me and my roomy(Fatty) are at Chicago's drinkin' $1.50 hi-balls. I'm pretty sure we skytrained home and were pretty vulgar the entire trip. So when we get to Lougheed station, they're telling us we can't go out by the exit that is closer to our place, it's closed down for the night, so we have to go out by the exit near the buses. So we're kinda cranky due to the fact that we have to walk the extra 2.5 minutes home so we see a nice wooden fence to an apartment building. We both look at each other and have the exact same idea. Within seconds we both roll down the hill and barrel-roll right through the fence. Once on the other side of the fence we both get to our feet and laugh it off and continue our walk home. About 8 seconds after we smashed the fence, 2 police cruisers cut us off and some cops jump out, assuming we are violent and dangerous. I'm not entirely sure but I think one of the cops was a midget, so I was cracking up the whole time and making jokes, while Fatty is nudging me, telling me to shut up. After a brief exchange of ID, they tell us we have to go back there today, and pay for the damages. Not Bloody likely!! Goddam fences! This isn't the first time some "wood" got me in trouble!
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Jul 22, 04
