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Jul 23, 04
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October 21, 1983.
I know that many of you are aware of the fact that me and All!e are in a relationship. But I doubt many of you know how we first met, so I felt you would all be interested (read: would end up reading out of curiosity) in finding out just how we did meet.
It all started on October 21st, 1983. I was a mere 2 years, 10 days old at the time. But what I lacked in age, I made up for in beer-drinking, redneck character. This was a particularly joyous day, as I knew the birth of my life partner was upon me. How did I know you ask? Eh, beats me. Just go along with the story please. I packed my things and got ready to head to the hospital. I wanted to make my best first impression, so I wore my best flannel shirt and fancy boots. I also brought along beer to try to impress her parents, and more importantly to settle my toddler nerves. I even grew out my beard a little bit to show my maturity and caretaking abilities. Here I am arriving at the hospital:  The front desk lady was very helpful after I bribed her with a Molson to let me know what room Ms. Wells was to be birthed in. After some searching, I was able to find the room that the Wells were staying in. However, in my anxious haste to get to the hospital, I found myself quite early, and had to wait around for them to arrive. Oh well, I was beaming with excitement over the birth of my love about to occur. I was ready to teach her to be mine from the moment she was born to secure myself the strongest and purest love of all time.  The birth was a success, the doctors were very knowledgable and even let me help pass the instruments needed. I only let them drink beer after the baby was born and had received its first bath. I wasn't taking any chances with my love mate! Once Allie's family each had a chance to spend some quality time with their newborn, I got my chance to hold Allie for the first time, and even posed for a picture together. Aren't we cute!!  After all the hustle and bustle of the birth giving process was over, we finally got a chance to go for a nice crawl together, and sat down in a nice little restaurant down the street to share a plate of non-solid food together. Ever since, we have grown closer and closer together; it's just like old times, but now we eat solid foods and don't burp them up afterwards either. Here is a more recent photo of us together: So now you know the story of me and Allie, and why we're so close to each other. The key is to secure their heart at birth, and then you can have the strongest and most pure love in the world. Disclaimer: Its only okay to do this if you're under 2.5 years old. I think I read it somewhere in a law book. Here is the original photo, me and Allie found it when I was looking through some old albums the other day.  The above story may in fact contain some untrue facts and ideas. Last edited by LostBoyScout; Jul 23, 04 at 09:35 AM. 
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I like that Old School Molson Box... I wonder if that was full of Stubbies?
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The above story may in fact contain some untrue facts and ideas.
haha that had me howling.
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Jul 23, 04
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haha nice
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Jul 23, 04
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At that time, no. But it did at one point! Its also got Stubbie me carrying it, for extra effect. PS: My story was full of lies. In reality, I had polished off the entire case before I left, went down to the hospital drunk, and picked up Allie by my tipsy charm. But it sounds better as told above.
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Jul 24, 04
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hijackers!
i never mind a free bump
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