Rolo Ice-cream

[Jingles]

mmmmmmm best breakfast in a long time :)

[rawb]

i am morally against coffee so sometimes i eat coffee haagendaaz to help me wake up.

i totally close my eyes and pretend it's not a big deal.

dont tell anyone.

[ppcock]

rolo icecream is k-rad

haggen dazs? do you eat that with a silver spoon?

[stringbeans]

GROSS!

we bought this big tub of it from costco one time cause i thought it'd be good but it was WAY too sweet and it sat in my freezer for maybe 2 years before i decided to just dump it on the side of the road while driving on the highway

[rawb]

Originally Posted by ppcock

rolo icecream is k-rad

haggen dazs? do you eat that with a silver spoon?

if there is no 'lady' in my life, each scoop is gently placed into my mouth by the finest virgin taiwanese sexless hooker.

the hookers are destroyed weekly during my helicopter platform tex-mex bbq.

[ppcock]

myra is a man?!?!?!?

wowzers!

String: so you put the ice cream bucket in your car.. drive around, do some errands then while driving down the freeway you decide to let the bucket free?

[stringbeans]

no its cause i didnt want to just throw it in the garbage since all the icecream inside would melt haha.. so i threw it out of my car while driving somewhere late at night

[_bRiTt]

^shoulda gave it to a hobo

agreed it is way too sweet but damn good

[ppcock]

Originally Posted by stringbeans

no its cause i didnt want to just throw it in the garbage since all the icecream inside would melt haha.. so i threw it out of my car while driving somewhere late at night

im sorry man

i dont believe your story.

[rawb]

the story needs more hookers.

[ppcock]

more hookers and more diseases.

"I was driving on the freeway while some azn hooker was giving me head.. I saw the bucket.. Imagined that it had a bigger penis than me so i threw it out the window"

[Jingles]

Originally Posted by rawb

the story needs more hookers.

agreed
and I'm highly suspicious about the ending

So you are saying NO ONE ATE THE ROLO ICE CREAM?

[bungoshlung]

i love the little rolo bits

[rawb]

just think of the little rolo bits on the side of the highway, crying ever so softly.

alone, unloved, abandoned, like a dog, on a raft.

[ppcock]

great poetry

you should become a poet rawb.

speaking of poetry.. BURNOUT 3 IS COMING RAWB.. I PLAYED IT FOR E3! YOU SHOULD COME MEET ME ON SEPT 1ST AND I CAN HOOKITH YOU UPITH!

if you can beat me at it :P

[rawb]

actually, seriously, the dog on a raft quote was a homage to a popular musical, whos identity that i will leave as an exercise to the reader. here is a clue: it takes place in france and has a french name, but isn't les miserables.

i suck at racing games, i have a fear of the break pedal. this fear is combined with my fear of taking my finger off the gas makes me just a big wall rider.

[rawb]

first person to guess gets a hug.

[crookedking]

i was going to guess les miserables :(

[diva]

Oh Henry ice cream
instant mouth orgasm

[krisamata]

i wish i could eat ice cream


boooo

so its freezies for me

mmmmmmmmm and kool aid popsicles my dad has in the freezer :)

[ppcock]

Originally Posted by rawb

i suck at racing games, i have a fear of the break pedal. this fear is combined with my fear of taking my finger off the gas makes me just a big wall rider.

yeah but if you hit a wall in this game

your car blows up!