The AMAZING Bing Lee!

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> A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous
> >Chinese detective, BING LEE
> >to watch and report activities while he was gone. A few days later, he
> >received this report:
> >
> >MOST HONORABLE SIR:
> >YOU LEAVE HOUSE I WATCH HOUSE
> >HE COME TO HOUSE, I WATCH.HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW.
> >HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL, I CLIMB TREE.
> >I LOOK IN WINDOW.HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
> >HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
> >HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
> >I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE.
> >I NOT SEE.
> >
> >NO FEE,
> >
> >BING LEE