signs

[SpacEbabEE]

1. IN A LAUNDROMAT: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.

2. IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE: Bargain Basement Upstairs

3. IN AN OFFICE: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.

4. IN ANOTHER OFFICE: After the tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.

5. ON A CHURCH DOOR: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance)

6. OUTSIDE A SECOND HAND SHOP: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.

7. NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER'S WINDOW: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.

8. IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW: Closed due to illness.

9. SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK: Elephants Please Stay In Your Car

10. SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.

11. MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.

12. ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR: We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

13. SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFFICE BLOCK: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.

[Somatic]

I liked the 1st one the best. It's so true!!!

[BB_YungYung]

some of those.. are ODD man
hahah but.. haha it's like .. WTF?