bowling parking lots and my adventures

[Gilkayo]

originally posted by zarlon
Well whatever it is, keep control of yourself, and don't have too much substance abuse.

teehee speaking of substance abuse i should tell you about my nite.
so liza and i decided that we were going to do something together friday nite..so ya blah blah blah...we ended up meeting up with dj4mula and going to a bowling alley..ya so liza and i decide that we dont really want to bowl so tim asks us if we want to drink (everyone else was plastered) liza and i are like whatever...so he hands us a bottle of malabu and a mickey or rum.
we head out to tims car and start to drink (lets keep in mind that i dont make it a habit to drink in bowling lane parking lots in peoples cars)
about and hour later both bottles are empty and liza and i are both shit faced...
so the nite goes on and we sat in the car for god knows how long....singing really loud and breaking the cars horn (<-dont ask)
so of course...everyone knows whats coming.

i was the first to puke...yes yes i puked...a lot!
but you see i was smart enough to know to open the door of the car before i spewed.
liza on the other hand...15 mins after i start to puke...shes sitting in the drivers seat of the car and pukes all over herself and the car.....
me in the back of the car has to scramble to try and open her door so that she can at least like spit some of it out on the ground.
both of us continue to puke ( it was kinda like every time she started to puke i would puke cause she was puking..not such a great site)
anyhow..i feel like shit now and im never drinking again.
so bob i dont need your id..thanx
anyhow..if your wondering why i posted this...i have no cule.
something for the folks to read:gilkayo:

[dj4mula]

The following story has not been embellished. The true names of the participates have been altered for there own safety.

Ha Ha Ha! :160:


Anyways, most of the story is true. I don't think she meioted the fact that I ran over to my friends house across the street to get paper towels and bags. Thank god for Grace! :044: Anyways, ya, last night was quite eventful.

So who's on for a f&K bowling meet?

:105:

[Gilkayo]

no tim i dont bowl i sit in the parking lot and sing system of a down at the top of my lungs and drink.