Psychic Readings

[Max Lazarus]

I am a good psychic reader. The spirit world informs me well. If you would like to get a free psychic reading please post here.

Wait, the spirits are telling me something... I'm getting a name...

Myra.

They say you have a lot of love... a lot for someone who's name starts with... an H? H... I... P... H... O...

'Hifop.' You're in love with a man named 'Hifop'. Your love will grow and prosper.

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[Juicyka]

i want a free phychic reading.....even though i dont even know you..
hmm...shoot!

[Max Lazarus]

The spirits are telling me something...

Hold on.

The spirits have me on hold. They are playing Billy Joel's 'Uptown Girl'.

The spirits tell me to 'Please stay on the line'.

[Max Lazarus]

The spirits called back.

They said you're an idiot.

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[robyn]

Originally Posted by Max Lazarus

The spirits called back.

They said you're an idiot.

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You really needed a psychic meduim to tell you that?

ps - Do me, Max. Do me.

[Max Lazarus]

Allright... coming... slowly.

There is a portal, to a land... that you need to consult.

It's called dictionary.com, get fucking on it. You will find much wisdom there.

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[C_squared]

yih yeah, this is some funny shit!

best thread all day...

aight it's my turn, shoot!

[robyn]

He's right, too.

[C_squared]

looks like he's offline :(

[Max Lazarus]

Whoah, this one just popped into my head straight from the aether plane.

The spirits strongly suggest that it would be in your best sexual interests to grow facial hair like George Michael.



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[C_squared]

Originally Posted by Max Lazarus

Whoah, this one just popped into my head straight from the aether plane.

The spirits strongly suggest that it would be in your best sexual interests to grow facial hair like George Michael.



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LMFAO!