cheesy pickup lines....

[Juicyka]

whats the worst you've heard?

"is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i swear to god i see myself
in your pants"

[dancing_kittie]

"is that a space man in your pants, b/c your ass is outta this world" (acctually that one was kind of flattering but still the cheesiest one ive ever heard)

[Juicyka]

^^ hahaha

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Originally Posted by dancing_kittie

"is that a space man in your pants, b/c your ass is outta this world" (acctually that one was kind of flattering but still the cheesiest one ive ever heard)

So cheezy ...

Ya.

lol!

[{dC!}]

I dont know any good / cheezy pick-up lines Jessica?

I just seem to get girls ...

hahaA :)

[Juicyka]

yea i know david...your just a smooth operator!

[{dC!}]

I try to be ...

It duznt always work out the way I want.

But ya know,

Thats how life goes.

lol!

[Clayton.]

Your parents must be drug dealers cause your dope!

[Juicyka]

Originally Posted by Ever666

Your parents must be drug dealers cause your dope!

you definatly get karma for that!

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Originally Posted by Ever666

Your parents must be drug dealers cause your dope!

Yup ...

Karma for that one.

[Berta]

hey jessica..do u remember this...

me: jessica..did it hurt?
you: what? when i fell from heaven?
me: no when u smashed ur head on the way up from hell

lol good times comin up with stupid pick up lines on the way to clints;)

[Juicyka]

Originally Posted by liquid_haze

hey jessica..do u remember this...

me: jessica..did it hurt?
you: what? when i fell from heaven?
me: no when u smashed ur head on the way up from hell

lol good times comin up with stupid pick up lines on the way to clints;)

holy crap....ok, i dont think ive ever laughed soo much in my life!!

[Juicyka]

"the word of the day is "legs"
now lets go back to my place and spread it!"

haha..to funny!

[SteveO13]

exsuse me Ive lost my #
Can I have urs ???

[SteveO13]

Nice Shoes Wanna Fuck ??

[SteveO13]

Nice Jacket wanna wack it ??

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Originally Posted by SteveO13

exsuse me Ive lost my #
Can I have urs ???

Hands down ...

Fucking great.

lol!

[{dC!}]

Originally Posted by liquid_haze

hey jessica..do u remember this...

me: jessica..did it hurt?
you: what? when i fell from heaven?
me: no when u smashed ur head on the way up from hell

lol good times comin up with stupid pick up lines on the way to clints;)

I wouldve died laughing if I heard this ...

hahaA!

[Berta]

that shirt is very becoming on you...but then again..if i were on you, i'd be cuming too;)

[Juicyka]

"do you have a map? i keep gettin lost in your eyes"

[Clayton.]

Nice outfit but it would look better on my bedroom floor.

That one kinda sucks.


I heard like 15 good ones from some dude saying them to sketchy people walking by after nasty one year but i was sketchy myself and it was long ago....wish i could remember.

[Juicyka]

"if i say you have a nice body...will you hold it against me?"

[SteveO13]

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...

Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?

Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

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I got an FCK and all I need is U

[SteveO13]

My name's [your name]That's so you know what to scream.