Aug 21, 04
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Qestions
1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? 3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? 4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your arse? 5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'? 7. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? 8. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date? 9. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? 10. Is French kissing in France just called kissing? 11. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? 12. What do people in China call their good plates? 13. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? 14. What do you call male ballerinas? 15. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'? 16. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? 17. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? 18. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure? 19. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? 20. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of the window? 
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Aug 21, 04
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1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
- For you to adjust yourself and be ready, not personaly being in that situation, I think it would be rather MORE uncomfortable with him standing there watching you undress, it's less personal that way. 2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? - Microsoft is sitting on top of lots of dirt, do they own the dirt? 3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? - Easier to manipulate the muscles in the face with the mouth open I would imagine. 4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your arse? - I can't say why not. 5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'? - Because people within the group are anonymous to the outside world. 7. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? - Because lights have heat, and some freezers do have lights. 8. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date? - Because it gets fertelized and reused and filtered with oxygen in the outside, when in the bottle it sits and gathers bacteria over time. 9. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? - Some people do eat it, and also there are some foods that require burnt toast - I can't think of anything off the top of my head but I have seen it used. 10. Is French kissing in France just called kissing? - Ask a french man. 11. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? - Who was the first person to decide to eat a fucking potato? 12. What do people in China call their good plates? - Good plates. 13. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? - Because pointing at your crotch is rude. 14. What do you call male ballerinas? - Manerinas. 15. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'? - Good question 16. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? - Testical. 17. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? - baby corn and baby vegetables. 18. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure? - We would touch the stars if they were close enough 19. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? - Do you REALLY look at your soup? 20. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of the window? - I noticed that, yes. That's a good question.
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Aug 21, 04
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ahhhahahaha i guess i've had all my qestions answerd :339:
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Aug 21, 04
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But why is there no "U" in the thread title?
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