Best Napoleon Dynamite Quotes ...

[cheebus420]

After seeing that movie it dawned on me that there's a million 'friggin quotes to the film. So post your favorites. I enjoy:

" I see you're drinking 1% , is that because you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could have whole if you wanted too"

" That's a liger, it's my favorite animal, a cross between a lion and a tiger. Bred for it's magic and power "

" You're really good at hooking up with chicks ... plus you're pretty much the only guy at school with a mustache"

"Sweet , plus I could be your body guard too .... or ... umm ... secret service captain or whatever"

[narc]

"gimmie Your Tots"

[say_whut]

if you haven't seen this movie yet then GO RIGHT NOW AND DO SO! here's a couple of my favorite quotes...

Napoleon: HECK YES!!!!

and...

Napoleon: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip.

Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

[frogprincess]

they're all frikking sweet

if i had the time i would sit here nad type out the whole script

<3 napoleon

[dapimpstress]

i havent even seen this but it sounds hellza funny!

[cheebus420]

"What's this?"

"It's a time machine, we ordered it online"

"No way ...."

"It works Napoleon! You don't even know!"

[Hot Karl]

^
"have you tested it?"

"no"

[axion]

Originally Posted by Ashes

i havent even seen this but it sounds hellza funny!

i cant believe you just said 'hellza'.

[Silverwinged]

"Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills"

[cheebus420]

"A 'friggin twelve gauge! What do you think?!"

[frogprincess]

"are you ready to get your groove on?" - d kwon (on vid tape)
"yes." - napoleon d

[dapimpstress]

im mos def gonna have ta check this out... wonder where i can find it...

[PHUNK]

i caught you a delecious bass.

[Hot Karl]

i'm kinda upset, she hasn't even sent me a full body shot.