Loaner phone

[Scarface]

My loaner phone phone has a bunch of Text messages containing sappy love letters and "how was work I love you so much honey" etc. (obviously from the last poor bastard who had to use this ancient phone)

My favorites are "have a great day my sexy little business man" and "Do you realise in 12 days you can do whatever you want to me, thats should put a smile on your face"

Not to mention

"muah muah muah all over your but! haha"

and

"i will always love you just came on and it reminded me of you"

"can you buy me boobs , if we break up you can have them back , LOL!"

Then it starts to get a little ugly;

"Why do you do this , what is wrong with you?"

And then back to

"we are perfect together"

Then there is along one about "looking in to being a personal trainer"

Now my question is , should i call this guy and tell him I'm having an affair with his girlfriend? (and record the reaction for further listening pleasure) I could notify him that I am now her "sexy little business man". I think it would be funny....but is it going too far? Could it backfire?

[mapleleaf4ever]

DOOOO IT! You should Film everything... organize a meet up with the Guy and "fight him for her Love"... it'd be a great TV Show.

[M!SKA]

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[justin]

it sounds like a female sending the text's not a male
so call her and tell her ur fucking her man, that should shock her and cause some controversy about him

[Scarface]

Originally Posted by M!SKA

(weirdest/funniest sig ever)

No matter what kind of music you listen to , it always looks like they are dancing to it.

I'm listening to "big truck" by deftones right now....and they are totally busting to it.

[Scarface]

Originally Posted by justin

it sounds like a female sending the text's not a male
so call her and tell her ur fucking her man, that should shock her and cause some controversy about him

THOOPER!

[justin]

thotally

[Bitchin]

I say txt her back..... ;)

[robyn]

Originally Posted by Scarface

No matter what kind of music you listen to , it always looks like they are dancing to it.

I'm listening to "big truck" by deftones right now....and they are totally busting to it.

Big truck isn't by deftones...? You must live in some bizzaro paralel universe.

ps. Works for operation ivy too!

[Ree Fresh]

awww lawrence thats classic!

[Scarface]

Originally Posted by robyn

You must live in some bizzaro paralel universe.

You're right, and it's called tikintikosh or something.

[robyn]

Originally Posted by Scarface

You're right, and it's called tikintikosh or something.

http://www.antigonishcounty.ns.ca/

[Scarface]

Originally Posted by robyn

http://www.antigonishcounty.ns.ca/

WTF! Now everybody knows where the hideout is. Now we need a new obscure canadian village. That will be so hard to find.

[neoh]

Originally Posted by Scarface

My loaner phone phone has a bunch of Text messages containing sappy love letters and "how was work I love you so much honey" etc. (obviously from the last poor bastard who had to use this ancient phone)

My favorites are "have a great day my sexy little business man" and "Do you realise in 12 days you can do whatever you want to me, thats should put a smile on your face"

Not to mention

"muah muah muah all over your but! haha"

and

"i will always love you just came on and it reminded me of you"

"can you buy me boobs , if we break up you can have them back , LOL!"

Then it starts to get a little ugly;

"Why do you do this , what is wrong with you?"

And then back to

"we are perfect together"

Then there is along one about "looking in to being a personal trainer"

Now my question is , should i call this guy and tell him I'm having an affair with his girlfriend? (and record the reaction for further listening pleasure) I could notify him that I am now her "sexy little business man". I think it would be funny....but is it going too far? Could it backfire?

Give me the number of his girlfriend, I'll do it.

[cheeseburger]

anyone or group that has a thistle in their logo has hella backup for Clan Grant