a redneck joke

[krisamata]

REDNECK FARM HAND
A redneck is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences.
After a few minutes he radios his boss and says,
"Hey Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck
under my truck.
He's still wriggling what should I do?"
"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun.
Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops
wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."
The farm worker agrees and signs off.
About 10 minutes later he radios back.
"Boss, I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and
threw
it in a bush."
"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.
"How do you turn the flashing blue light off on his motorcycle........"