Marry An American!

Senior · #1 (**permalink**) Nov 06, 04

http://www.marryanamerican.ca/

Now that George W. Bush has been officially elected, single, sexy, American liberals - already a threatened species - will be desperate to escape.
These lonely, afraid (did we mention really hot?) progressives will need a safe haven.
You can help. Open your heart, and your home. Marry an American. Legions of Canadians have already pledged to sacrifice their singlehood to save our southern neighbours from four more years of cowboy conservatism.

decypher · #2 (**permalink**) Nov 06, 04

omg, desperate women. I've hit a goldmine.

decypher · #3 (**permalink**) Nov 06, 04

http://www.marryanamerican.ca/profiles/prof3.php
omg she doesen't shave and loves trees AND she lives in vancouver,...

miss.myra · #4 (**permalink**) Nov 06, 04

Already posted this, but marrying a Canadian won't speed up the immigration process much.

It might make your case valid for wanting to become a citizen/PR of Canada, but it still takes up to 2 years. And if you're living in Canada and applying for this status, you can't work during it in most cases.

Senior · #5 (**permalink**) Nov 06, 04

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Originally Posted by miss.myra

Already posted this, but marrying a Canadian won't speed up the immigration process much.

It might make your case valid for wanting to become a citizen/PR of Canada, but it still takes up to 2 years. And if you're living in Canada and applying for this status, you can't work during it in most cases.

Myyyyyyra, you of all people! Look closer, just a little closer.