20 Ways For Women To Tell That They've Had A Little Much To Drink

[Jen-E-03]

1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.

2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while yelling "WOO-HOO!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe I could do it too.

4. In my last trip to pee, I realize I now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.

5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. submarine on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.

6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much.

7. I get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because "Oh my God! I love this song!"

8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.

9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.

11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.

12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.

14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.

15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."

16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.

17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.

19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut down on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.

20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight.

[Jen-E-03]

miost of these applied to me last nite ...how embaressing lol

[Jblaze]

hahahah thats hilarious

[PwInCeSs]

18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.
tottally me!
minus the nap
as i told you yesterday when you sent me this jen
ill randomly sit down and look around hahaha that will be me and you on wensday o lord

[Jen-E-03]

oh god...I was trying to make an effort to b a good drunk last nite...i can't even remember most of the nite. Sam, let's try to NOT be like this on wednesday lol.

[PwInCeSs]

hahaha
alrite we wont go THAT far lol
atleast we will try
the worst is when you try to be a good drunk but in all reality your being worse cause your tryn so hard

[bl0nde]

hahaha jen thats hilarious! dont worry we all have bad drunk experiences once in a while..

[BenGiovanni]

hahhahahahahah girls going overboard...
it feels great doesnt it?

[-ff-]

Originally Posted by Jen-E-03

8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.

SHHHHHH! You're ruining the only thing we've got going for us!

[mapleleaf4ever]

Funny as I've seen Girls do almost all of the above.

[~lazee_grrl~]

haha..love it...i'm gonna give this to my friend tonite before she gets wasted for her bday...=)

[Sykonee]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

Funny as I've seen Girls do almost all of the above.

Even more amusing (or worrying) is seeing guys doing almost all of the above. :soak:

[kAyB]

haha nice

[BrownThug]

lol sams a horrible drunk...she goes aroudn kcickign ppl :(

[justa~gurl]

it's funny... no matter how drunk i get... i never seem to want to do any of those things...

[Mo...]

hahaha nice

6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much
^
I hate girls like this.. makes me wanna beat them

14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.
^
Been there lol.. and one time i was drunk i wanted to have a bath and well i fell asleep and woke up freezing cold!!!!!!!

[crookedking]

whatever happened to "you wake up in the morning next to crookedking, and he's all like, "babay, that was the best two minutes of my Life!"

[IntakE]

Originally Posted by Jen-E-03

1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.

I do that all the time when I drink! its so bad!

[~god~]

Originally Posted by crookedking

whatever happened to "you wake up in the morning next to crookedking, and he's all like, "babay, that was the best two minutes of my Life!"

so thats the secret of Class-A pimpin'