Nov 10, 04
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fortune cookies
i didn't get 1 or 2 fortunes in my cookie
i got 3!! *serious trouble will bypass you* *you will make change for the better* *you will be recognized and honored as a community leader* lol neat 
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Nov 10, 04
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You will be recognized and honored as a community leader in bed....
score! A buddy of mine, really geeky, but one of the most resourceful people you'll ever meet... True boy scout. Always has with him either doobies or a bowl and some hash, food for a week, clothing for a week, basically he can leave home for 3 days and not really bat an eyelash. He's having chinese dinner with his ex (they recently broke up), and she got a fortune cookie, "Don't look at him for his charms... look at him for his talents." (At this point in the storytelling, me and Pat fall over with the concept that "in bed" should be placed after it....) Seemed appropriate for the situation. Apparently she misses him now or something. Isn't that sweet?
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Nov 10, 04
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I was on a trip once with someone I liked (Well, more accurately, I liked them a lot, not so much the other way around.)
Bought a bag of fortune cookies for fun at one of the stops. All throughout the trip, we eat them and they're these cheesy sayings. You've all seen them. Then it's down to the last one. I offer it to them, and this one said something quite a bit different. Soemthing even more cheesy like "That someone special enjoys the sparkle of light in your eyes". Seriously. Out of all the cookies, and the last one only says that, that I give them. It wasn't planned, although I think they may have thought it was. Didn't lead anywhere, either.
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