yet another embarrasing moment.

[sidekick]

okay, so in the last three months, i've embarassed myself more times than i have in the last three years of my life. none have really been that bad, but enough to make me laugh about them afterward.

i was waiting in the parking lot of Walmart with an airhockey table Ryan and Dave had just bought. Ryan went off to get groceries and Dave went to get the truck because the table wouldn't fit into the car.

so i'm waiting all by myself in this parking lot for like half an hour. naturally, like any human being, i get bored. so to alleviate myself of this boredom i decide that a good idea is to start singing.

at first i started singing real songs, but as my giant wealth of known lyrics dried up, i started making up my own songs about how i was in a parking lot with an airhockey table, waiting for my friends. really really deep stuff, you know?

so i'm singing my little heart out, and turn around only to realize that right behind me are two people sitting in their car in the parking lot, the windows are open and they had been listening to me the entire time.

boy was my face red.

[Goodfellow]

hahah. You should have kept singing louder, and in the general direction of the windows..

[Gusto]

bahaa, nice one. did they look impressed?

[Cdn_Brdr]

Shame I wasn't there man.... I've been caught doing something pretty similar. We would have made a wicked duet!

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

^Shame I wasn't there man.... I've been caught doing something pretty similar. We would have made a wicked duet!

i'm sure we would've.

and they didn't look particularly impressed...just amused.

i just did a goofy grin and shrugged and turned around again.

[Bitchin]

hahahahaha...

*meantal picture*

Theses are the reasons why I love you Jake.

that made me cry I laughed so hard.

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by Bitchin

hahahahaha...

*meantal picture*

Theses are the reasons why I love you Jake.

that made me cry I laughed so hard.

you shoulda heard the crap i was spouting:

"ohhhh my name is jake and i don't care, i'm sitting in this parking lot completely unaware, i have a table made for hockey and if you don't like it you can do the hokey pokey"

seriously. i should write for britney spears.

[Cdn_Brdr]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

i'm sure we would've.

and they didn't look particularly impressed...just amused.

i just did a goofy grin and shrugged and turned around again.

Well at that point you've already made yourself look like an ass so you might as well have gone on singing. I know I would have.

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

Well at that point you've already made yourself look like an ass so you might as well have gone on singing. I know I would have.

i was totally having fun before their stares completely killed my inspiration.

[Cdn_Brdr]

You seriously should have just faced them and started doing the singing and dancing deal.

Come see Jake appearing in Walmart Parking Lot off Broadway!

You'd be up for a Tony in no time. :)

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

You seriously should have just faced them and started doing the singing and dancing deal.

Come see Jake appearing in Walmart Parking Lot off Broadway!

You'd be up for a Tony in no time. :)

i smell a success story!

wanna be my manager?

[Cdn_Brdr]

I'm all over it. Add a few Swedish midgets and we got ourselves a show!

[pbreak]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

you shoulda heard the crap i was spouting:

"ohhhh my name is jake and i don't care, i'm sitting in this parking lot completely unaware, i have a table made for hockey and if you don't like it you can do the hokey pokey"

seriously. i should write for britney spears.

First off, those are probably the best lyrics ever! Sung to the tune of "Jimmy crack corn" I imagine?

Secondly, that's what you get for shopping at Wal-Mart - you, and especially Dave being a pseudo-hippie, should not better than to support those wankers.

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

I'm all over it. Add a few Swedish midgets and we got ourselves a show!

don't forget the overly feminine male dancers!

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by pbreak

First off, those are probably the best lyrics ever! Sung to the tune of "Jimmy crack corn" I imagine?

Secondly, that's what you get for shopping at Wal-Mart - you, and especially Dave being a pseudo-hippie, should not better than to support those wankers.

haha, it was to the tune of jimmy crack corn! crazy.

and hey they got an airhockey table and a foosball table for like 130 bucks!

i haaaate walmart with a passion, but that's a good price.

[mux]

Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

Come see Jake appearing in Walmart Parking Lot off Broadway!

LOL - I don't think that's what they mean by "an off-Broadway production"...

[Cdn_Brdr]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

don't forget the overly feminine male dancers!

Ok then.... so we need ebbomega, Ryan, and Scotty-OH... in tutu's. :)

[pbreak]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

haha, it was to the tune of jimmy crack corn! crazy.

and hey they got an airhockey table and a foosball table for like 130 bucks!

i haaaate walmart with a passion, but that's a good price.

the prices are cheap, but you must ask yourself what the cost of what you bought was... with that in mind I think I'll head over to Dave and Ryan's later tonight after band practice.

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by pbreak

the prices are cheap, but you must ask yourself what the cost of what you bought was... with that in mind I think I'll head over to Dave and Ryan's later tonight after band practice.

haha then we get to visit.

i'm going over there in a few hours.

[pbreak]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

haha then we get to visit.

i'm going over there in a few hours.

forget it then, i'll just go home instead.

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by pbreak

forget it then, i'll just go home instead.

we have such a special friendship.

careful or i'll cancel our beer guzzling afternoon hangout on friday.

you can just spend more time getting your nails manicured.

[Hota$$]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

you shoulda heard the crap i was spouting:

"ohhhh my name is jake and i don't care, i'm sitting in this parking lot completely unaware, i have a table made for hockey and if you don't like it you can do the hokey pokey"

seriously. i should write for britney spears.

baaahahahaa you should write lyrics....i probably would have done close to the same thing

[charly]

holy shit jake.
my eyes are watering from laughing so hard at this entire thread. hahahahaha..

your lyrics are radtastic.

[x0x_manda_x0x]

Oh jake i love you so much.

[-Dubs-]

ggeeeeee dawg that aint bad.. lol that is awsome all of us do that, it helps pass the time and some of time i actually impress myself and other times it is like, "am i high??????"

i was caught streaking through a mall once because i was running and turned a corner, and ran into a construction fense...... it was in the middle of the mall and the hall was being rebuilt/tiled, when i turned the corner, i was looking back in the mall at all the stunned faces because the mall was pritty packed, and bango i hit the fence fell over, and security caught me then....... now that is called being caught with your pants down.... but even then he didn't know what to do but he grabbed me and walked me outa the mall....... i thought it was hilarious but yeah it was kinda embarassing because i def lost out on getting some number, and when hot girls are staring at u..........

well u can figure it out :)

anyways i think that is dope, dont be embarassed they obviously stopped for a reason......... either high and u were entertainment or u were good, because nobody wants to listen to something shitty for a long peroid of time.