do you have a funny way to answer your phone

[LiveOnJim]

hey i need some ideas on how to answer my phone , ive heard some but they dont seem to intrege me , if so let me know the ones you know!

[PwInCeSs]

i used to
then i realized it was stupid

[cinist]

one time kyle and confused the hell out of jeremy, we kept passing the phone back and forth so he couldnt figuer out who he was talking too. it was great he's like " is this shannon" "kyle what are you with shannon or something" eventually he got frustrated hearing two voices and hung up ahah

[dapimpstress]

" joe's bar and grill how can i help you? "


or


" pizza hut. "

[BAL1STOPHER]

daddys hotline........

[dapimpstress]

i knew someone's would be phone sex related..

[rav3r gurl]

hahaha, i work in a call center, so as long as i dont answer my own phone "this is angela, can i have your first and last name, please", then its all good. and ive done that a couple times.....

[mystique]

I say ....WHUT!?

[B.Traits]

"your on the mic, whats ur beef"

[FeelGood]

whats wrong with hello and whats crackin'?

[charly]

i like to answer my phone and say 'hello'

ROFFLE. IT'S SO CLASSIC!#%

[MissBehavior]

Because I have call display, it's usually just "yo!"

[ebbomega]

"Ghostbustahs, whaddyawant?"

[dabbler]

i doubt anyone would remember this one....

"who dis?"

[Bunny]

depending on how "witty" (re: offensive) i'm feeling that day, "Joe's abortion clinic and pizzaria: your loss is our sauce" is a particular favorite of mine...

[Oscar Da Grouc]

i sometimes answered the fone "yo yo yo u on da mic with mike"

[-Dubs-]

say what ever comes into your head..... dont need to use people lines all the time, just speak your mind and u'll make some funny stuff up....

START THE TREND!!!!!! dont wander in behind it..

[mux]

Originally Posted by rav3r gurl

hahaha, i work in a call center, so as long as i dont answer my own phone "this is angela, can i have your first and last name, please", then its all good. and ive done that a couple times.....

LOL, used to stay up waaaaaaay too late and drink too much, and get calls early in the morning... answered my home phone "CADVision connection support, Drew speaking, can I get your login ID please?" a few times...

[Oscar Da Grouc]

depending on how "witty" (re: offensive) i'm feeling that day, "Joe's abortion clinic and pizzaria: your loss is our sauce" is a particular favorite of mine...

couple more good ones :D
"Mr.Pickles abortion fun clinic...we bring out the kid in you"
"road kill café...you kill'em, we grill'em"

[IntakE]

I say hello
but depending who it is I'll anwser it diffrently.

[Clayton.]

Surrey morgue you stab em we slab em.


I don't answer that way but my friend does i find it funny.

[miss.myra]

I once dated a guy who answered saying "talk to me"


...and eventually, my irritation with that lead to me not seeing him anymore, I just couldn't handle it.

[junglequeen]

hello, Sheena speaking...
its just habit now from when i lived at home. My mother and i had rhyming names and everybody would mix us up until they realized she would never answer that way

[Rhianna]

I'm super crazy like charly, I know it's wild but I just can't stop saying "hello" when I answer my phone.

[BAL1STOPHER]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

I once dated a guy who answered saying "talk to me"


...and eventually, my irritation with that lead to me not seeing him anymore, I just couldn't handle it.

thats hilarrrrrrrrrrious

oh and i must admit im so biting sum1 when i use it but im partial to whats poppin princess?