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Nov 25, 04
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yet ANOTHER embarrasing moment...
okay, so today i was on campus with my friend Lauren and she decided that she wanted to roll a joint, so we went to the top of buchanan tower and sat at the very top of the stairwell thing that no one ever uses, so she could roll in peace.
so she just finishes rolling her joint and i'm reading the Savage Love section out of the Georgia Straight for this week and this door opens up that neither of us noticed, right where we're sitting. the door hits me in the back (we were sitting on the floor) and i jump up against the railing to the staircase. this old man with a toolbox comes out the door, looking totally surprised to find us there and just saying "ohh" i mumble a 'sorry' and he walks past and goes down the stairs and just as he's leaving through one of the doors to go into the building he turns around and says, "oh, in case you're wondering, there's no one else in there, so you can continue doing...whatever it was you were doing." HE THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING SEX!@#$ the worst part was, when we were leaving the building a few minutes later, we got on the elevator and he got on on the very next floor and we had this horribly awkward ride down the elevator for like 10 floors. 
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WHO WILL BE LAUGHING THEN, HUH!?
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what would make him think you were having sex? were you naked or something?
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plus, the way he said 'whatever it was you were doing' when he left the room made us both think that he was implying that we had been about to have sex.
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Didn't happen to me, but still funny.
My cousin Jenn asks me to pick her up at the campus (also UBC) and I meet her in the caf. I decide to buy some rice krispy squares and she goes with me to fill up her Big Gulp. We're chatting and she's drinking it, and i'm like, 'Jenn it's weird if you do that before paying. I never do that.' She's annoyed and goes right ahead. As we're waiting in line she starts to get quiet and is standing behind me to cover herself. Her prof is also buying food and she told me that she told him that she would be sick for a while and wouldn't be in his macro-economics class (secrets and lies!) and so of course she couldn't be seen. He's only two places in front of us. At the same time a girl she knows comes up and starts talking to her. they kinda keep it in hushed tones and then she's like, 'well i gotta run, hey what time is it?' Without thinking, and Big Gulp in hand, she turns her hand over (she wasn't wearing a watch) and spills the whole motherfucker onto herself, the cashier, and girl infront of us. i got none :) suffice to say there was a lot commotion and the prof turns around, and i sorta took off becuz i didn't want to be connected with her at that moment (hee..) and she basically made an ass infront of her prof and had to explain to him why she was out of bed.
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