Interview @ Royal Bank!

[~god~]

werd bitches.
i passed the behaviour test (whatever the fuck that was).
i have my 2nd interview on monday.


I hope i don't get the job... i don't wanna go to jail at such a young age!! :(

[brokencrayon]

haha don't forget our plan for once you get the job! goodluck!

[bebu*funfun]

congrats! what kind of position is it for?

[~god~]

^teller.

[DiamondDash2k]

liar.. it's for assistant im going to suck the manager off job.

[~god~]

^dude.. stop fantasizing and wake up to feel the dick up your rear-end ;)

haha im serious. its a teller bullshit. but i wouldn't mind working there. its at a burnaby location too.. so im down with that. :)

[bebu*funfun]

wow good for you! and your only 18...? i think. double good for you. definately a wonderful place to work in at a young age. *im jealous*.

[maple blondie]

I'll pray for the rest of the souls at Royal Bank.

[~god~]

Originally Posted by bebu*funfun

wow good for you! and your only 18...? i think. double good for you. definately a wonderful place to work in at a young age. *im jealous*.

thank you :)

Maple - do it extra hard.

[BrownThug]

the worst part about bbanks ifs watchign them literally shred and throw away millions of dollars........all this money that you could jsut put in your pocket and spend :(

[_bRiTt]

hah i hope you get it so you can add extra zeros to the end of the amount of money in my account

[~god~]

just got a phone call.
I got the job.

fuckin hell... would they give a flexible schedual?

[tvmann]

You are a guy and got hired by a bank??!! I did not think that was possible.

Idea: Have some FnK girls come in to the bank. You harass them. They sue the bank for $1,000,000 for harassment by ~god~ that nasty male teller they just hired. The girls win, and you all take off with the $1,000,000 on an lextended vacation in a warm sunny place.

[crookedking]

haha that'd be funny if you didn't bank there.

[mapleleaf4ever]

Good thing I bank with the Bank of Nova Scotia. My money isn't going ANYWHERE near your grubby little paws!

[zarlon]

oh shit, watch out ms zarlon. :(

good thing i dont personaly know you.

[Bitchin]

Originally Posted by ~god~

^dude.. stop fantasizing and wake up to feel the dick up your rear-end ;)

haha im serious. its a teller bullshit. but i wouldn't mind working there. its at a burnaby location too.. so im down with that. :)

HAHAHAHA

[~god~]

Originally Posted by tvmann

You are a guy and got hired by a bank??!! I did not think that was possible.

Idea: Have some FnK girls come in to the bank. You harass them. They sue the bank for $1,000,000 for harassment by ~god~ that nasty male teller they just hired. The girls win, and you all take off with the $1,000,000 on an lextended vacation in a warm sunny place.

i like the idea...
the harassment part.. not the $1000000 idea.
aalltthhoouughh one mil could get me many harassments.

its a tough call. lemme sleep on it

[~god~]

Originally Posted by crookedking

haha that'd be funny if you didn't bank there.

yeah. but it was funny. at the time the interview was going on, I had $7.64 in my account, cause i had paid $1100 for rent the same afternoon!
i don't know if they checked, but it'd be funny if they rejected me due to my huge account $$.

plus the fact that im black.
I really don't know how this happened.

[~god~]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

Good thing I bank with the Bank of Nova Scotia. My money isn't going ANYWHERE near your grubby little paws!

you can deposit anytime you want.. but that doesn't mean the money will go into your account!!
BOH! haha

[~god~]

Originally Posted by zarlon

oh shit, watch out ms zarlon. :(

good thing i dont personaly know you.

i know what you look like.
watch.out.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by ~god~

yeah. but it was funny. at the time the interview was going on, I had $7.64 in my account, cause i had paid $1100 for rent the same afternoon!
i don't know if they checked, but it'd be funny if they rejected me due to my huge account $$.

plus the fact that im black.
I really don't know how this happened.

i've noticed alot of persian people work at banks.

what can you tell me about that?

[~god~]

^yeah me too.
i think its because Persians are fucking DORKS!! they run in and out of there like little ants!! they all dig investments, savings, and clerks that would speak english to them.

due to this, they tend to hire people who speak farsi for the FOB-ee motherfuckers.

[SEAN!]

are they hiring part time?

[~god~]

^yeah dude.
http://www.royalbank.com/

apply online. The called me within the same week that i applied.