Harmful if Swallowed

[CodaDrummer]

"Harmful if Swallowed" - Dane Cook. He's such a fuckin halarious comedian. If some of you want it, add me to MSN.

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[CharlieTuna]

Ya man I've some of that on my comp, hilarious shit. The Quik/Kool Aid part had me on the floor.

[CodaDrummer]

Originally Posted by CharlieTuna

Ya man I've some of that on my comp, hilarious shit. The Quik/Kool Aid part had me on the floor.

Hahah! Yeah man! I got the whole hour long session. Funniest thing I have ever heard.

[CodaDrummer]

How old is this gig, anyway?

[~god~]

BAHAHAHAHA!!! thx for the file bro.
some of this shit i hadn't heard before. fucking GOLD!

"sir.. what the fuck is this? is your name Monkey fucking a coconut? MFC, is that right sir? what te fuck is this?"

[thebobman]

The Burgur King bit is my personal fav, it's a huge inside joke with my friends who know it

[TheCooker]

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

ahhhhhhhhhhhh


what say you then? Don't swallow! hahahahahahaha

[CodaDrummer]

Originally Posted by ~god~

BAHAHAHAHA!!! thx for the file bro.
some of this shit i hadn't heard before. fucking GOLD!

"sir.. what the fuck is this? is your name Monkey fucking a coconut? MFC, is that right sir? what te fuck is this?"

No problem, man! All the different bitsa are split up on Kazaa and/or Warez, but I was lucky enough to find the whole thing.

"Mmm chicken tenders..... sweet and sour sauce on my puuuuusssssssssyyyy!"

[CodaDrummer]

Originally Posted by thebobman

The Burgur King bit is my personal fav, it's a huge inside joke with my friends who know it

Which part of it?

The "I CAN'T HEAR YOU BK BROILAHHHHH!!!" part?

Or the "Mmm Extra pickly pickles.... pickles on my pickles..cheesssseee... ice, bun seeds NO BUN SEEDS... cheese." part?

[dr0pdeadfred]

what is his style like?

[Candy-Kid]

I have lots of trance :D

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[dr0pdeadfred]

haha ok i found it on soulseek and im downloadin now :D

[CodaDrummer]

Originally Posted by ch0dab0y

what is his style like?

Uuuhhh, if "being fucking halarious" is a style... Yeah, that's it.

[CodaDrummer]

Originally Posted by ch0dab0y

haha ok i found it on soulseek and im downloadin now :D

Let us know what you think.

[CharlieTuna]

Originally Posted by Hemi57

Uuuhhh, if "being fucking halarious" is a style... Yeah, that's it.

That's about it right there.

[~god~]

pickles..cheese..pickles on top of pickles.. cheese.. CHEESE..

HOT SWEET N SOUR SAUCE ON MY PUSSY!!

bahaha. this part knocked me out of my chair

[Euro Dollar]

shit i didn't see this till now, i made a similar thread

[Euro Dollar]

slip'n'bleed from the anus he should have called that ride...
lol

[thebobman]

"With the SHAKES and the PICKLES... and the SHAKES!... and the PICKLES! and the PICKLES!....."
"Ma'am are you trying to molest me via drive through?"

[Euro Dollar]

No i'm gonna punch every fucken bee in the FACE!

.... killer horses...

[CodaDrummer]

"And if you go there, you know what the fucks up!"

[CodaDrummer]

Originally Posted by ~god~

pickles..cheese..pickles on top of pickles.. cheese.. CHEESE..

HOT SWEET N SOUR SAUCE ON MY PUSSY!!

bahaha. this part knocked me out of my chair

Me too, man. Me too!

[CodaDrummer]

"I grabbed him by his big neck and I said... I said, fuck you, shark!"

This shit drops my ass on the ground and I have listened to it 20+ times!

[Euro Dollar]

i've heard it 3 times now... gonna hear it more...

[CodaDrummer]

This has turned into the "All the best quotes from Harmful if Swallowed" thread. So... do it.

"Please, my son, he's screaming in there!"

"Well, he's probably on fire... that's what happens when you're on fire!"