Help!

[sidekick]

i have eggs that expired on december 2nd and i need to know whether i will die if i eat them today or not!

[trance4life]

if they smell bad, then they probably are

[robyn]

Be a man and huck them off an overpass.

[Rhianna]

Crack one open, you'll know if it's off or not.........trust me Jake.

[nuf_dawg]

save em for new eyars thro em at a rave hahah:D

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by robyn

Be a man and huck them off an overpass.

i'd rather huck them into a frying pan and then into my stomach.

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by nuf_dawg

save em for new eyars thro em at a rave hahah:D

what will you be wearing?

[mugsy]

most likely they are fine.
if they have been kept in the fridge.
just open and if they look normal, then eat.

speaking of eggs, im gonna go make an omlette.

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by mugsy

most likely they are fine.
if they have been kept in the fridge.
just open and if they look normal, then eat.

speaking of eggs, im gonna go make an omlette.

okay thanks everyone :) i'm going to go and make a big pile of scrambled eggs with salsa and then watch a movie.

if you don't ever hear from me again, well, you can guess what happened. :(

[trance4life]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

okay thanks everyone :) i'm going to go and make a big pile of scrambled eggs with salsa and then watch a movie.

if you don't ever hear from me again, well, you can guess what happened. :(

here lies jake, died from an egg

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by trance4life

here lies jake, died from an egg

i'm still alive!

but i like the sound of that. i'm going to have it written on my tombstone.

[Ryan Ross]

id eat em, worst thing that could happen is you'd have chickens. Might hurt a bit on the way but the chicks are so cute!

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by Blunted

id eat em, worst thing that could happen is you'd have chickens. Might hurt a bit on the way but the chicks are so cute!

i could start a farm :)

i'm sure they would make a movie about me in the future too. "CHICKEN MAN" or perhaps, "THE MAN WHO LAID EGGS"

[lola_phyne]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

okay thanks everyone :) i'm going to go and make a big pile of scrambled eggs with salsa and then watch a movie.

if you don't ever hear from me again, well, you can guess what happened. :(

Mmmm scrambled eggs with salsa is sooooooooooo good. *drools*

[trance4life]

JAKE! you died?

....

[sidekick]

^change it to the original thing you had written:

here lies jake. died from an egg.

ps. and i was born 1985

[pbreak]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

i have eggs that expired on december 2nd and i need to know whether i will die if i eat them today or not!

as if we would be so lucky :)

[Mo...]

i wouldnt eat them if i were u!! but good luck :) ECOLI WHAT!

[Goodfellow]

Eat them raw you pussy!

[dapimpstress]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

i have eggs that expired on december 2nd and i need to know whether i will die if i eat them today or not!

well dec 2 is prolly the sell by date, so if you eat them now you should be alright, eggs are usually good for a month or so, and you can tell by cracking one open, and if it stinks, don't eat it. eggs can be smelly little critters.

[{dC!}]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

what will you be wearing?

HahahaA!

In all seriousness Jake you probably won't die. Crack an egg open and take a look at the yolk:

You'll know if its good or not.

[Goodfellow]

Originally Posted by Ashes

well dec 2 is prolly the sell by date, so if you eat them now you should be alright, eggs are usually good for a month or so, and you can tell by cracking one open, and if it stinks, don't eat it. eggs can be smelly little critters.

if it stinks you jam it down your throat raw, bitch!

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by GoodFlow

if it stinks you jam it down your throat raw, bitch!

your posts stink..
jam that down your throat.

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by sNyx™

your posts stink..
jam that down your throat.

bitch!

[dapimpstress]

^ bahahahahhahaha. *ahem* that's all.