The 10+ Commandments Of Rave

Erica · #1 (**permalink**) Apr 05, 01

Thou shalt not kill the atmosphere with overt sex on the dancefloor.
Thou shalt not holdest a 40 while dancing, for the other ravers shall not hold him guiltless, who wields a Colt 45 on the dance-floor.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors glowstick, niether his nitrous balloon, nor his ecstasy, nor his spot on the dancefloor.
Thou shalt not holdest thy cigarette while catching a groove on the dance floor. For the other ravers might suffer burning flesh wounds or ruined rave gear.
Thou shalt smile at the gentleman or lady moving to the beat nearest thou.
Thou shalt not upset the holy Technics by jumping near or on the DJ.
Thou shalt not play gabber in the chill room.
Thou shalt wear extra deoderant so as not to offend thy neighbors nose.
Thou shalt use smoke so as to better envelope thy fellow ravers.
Thou shall announce all disc jockeys prior to their appearance.
Thou shall provide free fruit so as to replenish the thirst and appetites of thy bretheren ravers.
Thou shall open some door so as to allow the winds of freshness to cool thy congregation.
Thou shalt offer gum, candy, and most importantly WATER to those raving maniacs with whom thou cometh in contact.
Thou shalt not touch thine mouth to thine neighbor's water bottle, as plague and virus thus spread rapidly throughout the community.
Thou shalt not grimace nor act angry when bumped by a passer-by, but smile and say: "no problemo."
Thou shalt blow thy party whistle and wave thine hands in the air when the music lifts thine spirit.
Thou shalt not pass out chemical concoctions of thine own invention to fellow ravers. Only those tried and true chemical combinations that have been accepted by ravers since time immemorial shalt thou pass out.
Thou shalt not scam thy fellow raver.

stabmyhead · #2 (**permalink**) Apr 05, 01

as you can see, the scene has been stepped on and now, there's no 10 commandments of rave. why?

-promoters scam, over-priced parties
-not everyone wears fuckin' deoderant and they stink.
-"asians" bump into you and give you a glare like its YOUR fault. you know what KIND i'm talking about.
-barstar guys that DO OFFER you WATER, don't drink it. he's most likely laced it with something... :|
-conterfeit tickets.? haha. scamming fellow ravers..

babyboy · #3 (**permalink**) Apr 05, 01

Were You Find All Your Stuff HeHe

BB_YungYung · #4 (**permalink**) Apr 05, 01

I should concider some of your commandments to my CO. man hahahha

FireWire · #5 (**permalink**) Dec 30, 07

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Originally Posted by stabmyhead

as you can see, the scene has been stepped on and now, there's no 10 commandments of rave. why?

-promoters scam, over-priced parties
-not everyone wears fuckin' deoderant and they stink.
-"asians" bump into you and give you a glare like its YOUR fault. you know what KIND i'm talking about.
-barstar guys that DO OFFER you WATER, don't drink it. he's most likely laced it with something... :|
-conterfeit tickets.? haha. scamming fellow ravers..

I never knew all that was already happening since 2001 - I thought overpriced parties and barstar guys offering you GHB water was a trend that began in 2005 (and on).

I gotta get with the times yo!

thebobman · #6 (**permalink**) Dec 30, 07

You forgot commandment #1:

#1.Thou shalt always be jaded about "The Rave Scene", even if thou hast never been to a rave.

ebbomega · #7 (**permalink**) Dec 30, 07

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Originally Posted by FireWire

I never knew all that was already happening since 2001 - I thought overpriced parties and barstar guys offering you GHB water was a trend that began in 2005 (and on).

I gotta get with the times yo!

Riverside parties got to be pretty big barstar gatherings back in the day... as long as there's been a scene there's been someone complaining that it's sold out its roots.

NinjaBoy · #8 (**permalink**) Dec 31, 07

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Originally Posted by FireWire

I never knew all that was already happening since 2001 - I thought overpriced parties and barstar guys offering you GHB water was a trend that began in 2005 (and on).

I gotta get with the times yo!

I swear you get more and more retarded everyday.

A public message board is a great way for people to connect and freely exchange ideas. However in your case, it's not a good thing. Please stop. And don't bump threads from six years ago to comment on something you weren't there for.

mithridate · #9 (**permalink**) Dec 31, 07

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Originally Posted by Erica

Thou shalt blow thy party whistle and wave thine hands in the air when the music lifts thine spirit.

shouldnt that say "thou shalt NOT blow..."
especially when your high and cant keep a beat if your life depended on it.

gnosis · #10 (**permalink**) Dec 31, 07

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Originally Posted by mithridate

especially when your high and cant keep a beat if your life depended on it.

Go for: hippy bongo-boys!!!!

Nothing. And I DO mean, _NOTHING_ can kill a dancefloor faster than fucked-up bongo-boys hammering out rhythms from their heads that have no co-relation to the rest of reality, whatsoever!

Frosty
(believes in slapping happy-whistle-blowers)

Revolver · #11 (**permalink**) Dec 31, 07

Quote:

Originally Posted by FireWire

I never knew all that was already happening since 2001 - I thought overpriced parties and barstar guys offering you GHB water was a trend that began in 2005 (and on).

I gotta get with the times yo!

what the fuck?...are you like 17 or something?

read this again,

Quote:

Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

I swear you get more and more retarded everyday.

A public message board is a great way for people to connect and freely exchange ideas. However in your case, it's not a good thing. Please stop. And don't bump threads from six years ago to comment on something you weren't there for.

LOLS!!!

ninjaboy always bringin down the hammer

esoter1c · #12 (**permalink**) Dec 31, 07

tiedye · #13 (**permalink**) Dec 31, 07

JESUS CHRIST ESO!

It's.. fuck man. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?l

tiedye · #14 (**permalink**) Dec 31, 07

Seriously dude. I don't know whether to give you good or bad karma right now. I'm actually kind of shaken up from that thing.

trancedreams · #15 (**permalink**) Dec 31, 07

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_NOTHING_ can kill a dancefloor faster than fucked-up bongo-boys hammering out rhythms from their heads that have no co-relation to the rest of reality

oh my fuck... i see those guys @ almost all trance club nights. they've been @ the last 3 van buuren gigs & were @ gabriel and dresden @ blank and jones, i believe.

FUCK!

ebbomega · #16 (**permalink**) Jan 01, 08

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Originally Posted by trancedreams

oh my fuck... i see those guys @ almost all trance club nights. they've been @ the last 3 van buuren gigs & were @ gabriel and dresden @ blank and jones, i believe.

FUCK!

Brings us to Reason Dave Doesn't Go To Trance Shows #523....

lildonkey · #17 (**permalink**) Jan 01, 08

Ninjaboy: Get off your high horse, you stupid dork.

SEAN! · #18 (**permalink**) Jan 02, 08

Quote:

Originally Posted by stabmyhead

as you can see, the scene has been stepped on and now, there's no 10 commandments of rave. why?

-promoters scam, over-priced parties
-not everyone wears fuckin' deoderant and they stink.
-"asians" bump into you and give you a glare like its YOUR fault. you know what KIND i'm talking about.
-barstar guys that DO OFFER you WATER, don't drink it. he's most likely laced it with something... :|
-conterfeit tickets.? haha. scamming fellow ravers..

its the bitter raver stabby of yesturyear, what ever happened to her?

ebbomega · #19 (**permalink**) Jan 02, 08

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Originally Posted by SEAN!

its the bitter raver stabby of yesturyear, what ever happened to her?

she stopped going to raves. =)

"I'm not bitter and jaded, I'm a pretentious elitist!"

Drazkers · #20 (**permalink**) Jan 02, 08

Great list

NinjaBoy · #21 (**permalink**) Jan 02, 08

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Originally Posted by lildonkey

Ninjaboy: Get off your high horse, you stupid dork.

Done!