Communist Mario?

[Gusto]

"aside from the slightly racist stereotyping of Mario and Luigi as food loving, NY fat bodies with ridiculous Italian accents, was there anything really insidious behind the scenes? The staff here at Murderize.com has found something more, something…sinister…lurking behind the mustached countenances of Mario and Luigi. We don't have enough evidence to prove anything, just a sparse trail of bread crumbs to follow. And this trail begins with the game that started it all, Super Mario Bros. Beware brainwashed fools, for this stunning expose will change the way you look at your favorite Nintendo hero forever. No longer the innocent Brooklyn plumbers, it now appears Mario and Luigi are nothing more than communist puppets engineered to program, oh so subtly, Marxist ideals into our impressionable minds!"

Communist Mario?

[Gusto]

Baha, that thing was dumb and barely funny. Nice post, loser.

[lildonkey]

haha i enjoyed it :D

[Gusto]

I take back my second comment then. Whew.

[lildonkey]

to be honest i didn't really find it funny.... but i posted that to save you lol :) ... however i liked looking at the pictures.. but don't sweat it.... being funny at 8:50 in the morning is hard.... cheers :D

[Gusto]

FURTHERMORE:

"A brother and his brother are transported through a pipe-system to an alternative world. Hey, call me crazy, but someone has been smoking the pipe instead of travelling down it. The brothers travel from a 3d world towards a 2d, and later a semi-3d, world where they encounter evil 'mushrooms' and 'turtles' and kill them outright. Without even establishing their motives!
The message: drugs is not only a good thing, but gives you the right to trample those who are just doing their daily thing. Honestly: how many 'baddies' in the Mario games follow you around? They are just WALKING there. The game suggest that the mushrooms, turtles and ghosts are ENEMIES. When you touch any of those it is suggested you DIE.
In other words: if anyone gets in your way, kill them. The weak are supposes to be opressed."

Why playing Mario makes your kids use drugs and ignore authority.

[Gusto]

Originally Posted by lildonkey

to be honest i didn't really find it funny.... but i posted that to save you lol :) ... however i liked looking at the pictures.. but don't sweat it.... being funny at 8:50 in the morning is hard.... cheers :D

to be honest, i'm not sure what time the guy wrote that webpage, but it could have been 8:50. but thanks for the save. hugs.

[lildonkey]

okay now THAT was funny

"The message: drugs is not only a good thing, but gives you the right to trample those who are just doing their daily thing..."

hhahahhahahhahahhahahh

[crookedking]

i will admit...i've seen this before, but i think it's still funny.

[trance4life]

its just a game

[charly]

Originally Posted by trance4life

its just a game

just.a.game?

OHEMEFFINGGEE!#%!^ I THOUGHT MARIO WAS REAL LIFE!$%

[e_BoY]

oh no not mario