For the bigger people on your Christmas list...

Gusto · #1 (**permalink**) Dec 24, 04

http://www.greatjohn.com/
http://www.bigjohntoiletseat.com/

Gusto · #2 (**permalink**) Dec 24, 04

If you can't decide which to go for: http://www.contractormag.com/article...cfm?newsid=494

Goodfellow · #3 (**permalink**) Dec 24, 04

I can't decide if i should laugh.. or cry

crookedking · #4 (**permalink**) Dec 24, 04

i'd fall right into one of those suckers.

*SPLASH*

Gusto · #5 (**permalink**) Dec 24, 04

me too. i'd fall in and drown.

crookedking · #6 (**permalink**) Dec 24, 04

then a bigger person would come along and shit on us :(

i only hope they'd flush without looking...we'd be spared the humiliation of being in the paper as the guys who drowned in a toilet, then got shit on.

Gusto · #7 (**permalink**) Dec 24, 04

hey, that's nasty. i don't like where this thread is going.

crookedking · #8 (**permalink**) Dec 24, 04

c'mon now gusto! what did you expect posting links like those?

Gusto · #9 (**permalink**) Dec 24, 04

your point is valid.

crookedking · #10 (**permalink**) Dec 24, 04

i still vote "nay" for closing the thread though.

Grapes · #11 (**permalink**) Dec 24, 04

"That's just one problem Allen faces. He has a 500-lb. customer whose midsection is very large. When he is sitting on the commode, he can't get his hand within 12 in. of his groin area, which ends up hanging over the front of the toilet by 6 to 7 in., Allen says. As a result, his urine usually ends up on the floor."

Detailed!

crookedking · #12 (**permalink**) Dec 24, 04

almost enough to make me buy one.

Gusto · #13 (**permalink**) Dec 24, 04

hahaha, i missed that part. poor allen.

shorerider · #14 (**permalink**) Dec 24, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by crookedking

i still vote "nay" for closing the thread though.

I vote yes for the culling of fat people who can't perform basic bodily functions normally.

crookedking · #15 (**permalink**) Dec 24, 04

well, at least i'm not fat.