MC - The Ten Commandments

[dabbler]

(rinsed from another forum)

thou shalt not chat over the mix

thou chats shalt not be mostly made up of useless biddibidbididbid shite

thou shalt not talk about thineself in the third person, nor shalt thou add "The" as a prefix to thine own name. it makes thou sound like a downsyndrome

thou shalt not chat over the lyrics to a tune

thou shalt not imagine that all the ravers are more interested in you than the tunes

thou shalt not wear clothing with thine own name crassly splayed across the front

thou shalt write new lyrics, having the same chats for the past 5 years makes thou a complete tart

thou shalt not call every single DJ "Brockie", irregardless of how much you like saying his name

thou shalt respect the DJ and the ravers, in return they shalt respect you

thou shalt not spend all thine money on crack

[decypher]

haha good one..

[trance4life]

nice nice

[lildonkey]

Originally Posted by dabbler

thou shalt not talk about thineself in the third person, nor shalt thou add "The" as a prefix to thine own name. it makes thou sound like a downsyndrome

Doom.....

[Ryan Ross]

awesome!! Please read this before picking up a mic in public!

[Bitchin]

HAHAHA.. I like the last one.

[TrixX]

ummm, so funny!!

only one name comes to mind. well really stands out.

but thou shalt not be a bitch

[mapleleaf4ever]

So hard to find a good MC...

[LeeBrat]

hhaa, that was good :)

[MissBehavior]

I can think of one particular MC in vancouver who should be handed this in writing and made to sign it before performing...

[hardstylin]

i cant stand mc's...

[dj_soo]

that was great but "irregardless" isn't a word :p

[B.Traits]

funny, this has Shabba written all over it...

[mapleleaf4ever]

I heard a German MC on a set I downloaded the other evening, and he actually wasn't objectionable... German can really flow. HE EVEN SHUT UP SO I COULD HEAR THE DAMN MUSIC!!!! LIKE OMFG! :D :D :D

[MissBehavior]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

I heard a German MC on a set I downloaded the other evening, and he actually wasn't objectionable... German can really flow. HE EVEN SHUT UP SO I COULD HEAR THE DAMN MUSIC!!!! LIKE OMFG! :D :D :D

Whoa...Did you have a heart attack? I would have.

I effing hate MC's with like, 3 exceptions.

[galaxie]

haha

someone should have showed this to Dawson a few years ago

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by MissBehavior

Whoa...Did you have a heart attack? I would have.

I effing hate MC's with like, 3 exceptions.

Ja! Sicher! Ich bedenkt daß Ich war nach die Krankenhaus gehen! I was so surprised I almost choked on the Air I was breathing and fell down the road to Pegaus's place... Damn Delta and their Hills.

[MissBehavior]

Originally Posted by galaxie

haha

someone should have showed this to Dawson a few years ago

Did you see my first post in this thread? ;)

[Dr. Doom]

Originally Posted by lildonkey

Doom.....

Hey fucktard, Doom isn't some piddly ass MC.

[dabbler]

Originally Posted by mofo-x

that was great but "irregardless" isn't a word :p

uhhh, yes it is.

[Wood]

ir·re·gard·less ( P ) (r-gärdls)
adv. Nonstandard
Regardless.


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[Probably blend of irrespective, and regardless.]
Usage Note: Irregardless is a word that many mistakenly believe to be correct usage in formal style, when in fact it is used chiefly in nonstandard speech or casual writing. Coined in the United States in the early 20th century, it has met with a blizzard of condemnation for being an improper yoking of irrespective and regardless and for the logical absurdity of combining the negative ir- prefix and -less suffix in a single term. Although one might reasonably argue that it is no different from words with redundant affixes like debone and unravel, it has been considered a blunder for decades and will probably continue to be so.

[Bevvy Swift]

well said man.

[mikey]

Originally Posted by galaxie

haha

someone should have showed this to Dawson a few years ago

You beat me to it !!!