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Old Dec 27, 04
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last words for a deaf man
im sure some of you heard a question like this before, but tis was my first time hearing it personally

today a friend of mine at work popped a pretty interesting question,
imagine this, a deaf man gets his hearing back for a short time,
he is going to be deaf again, and you are the one to tell him the last words he would ever hear. so what will be the last thing he ever hears, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?!

im thinking...
i would say hi, and tell him my name.
bet you he would never forget me lol
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Old Dec 27, 04
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yeah i bet he would huh?


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Old Dec 27, 04
 
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After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible, is music. Aldous Huxley, "Music at Night", 1931

and then, i would bust some sick beats fer him to hear.
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Old Dec 27, 04
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yeah I bet if u played him hardhouse or trance or whatever it is you call 'sick beats' he'd be glad he was deaf again ;)

I'd tell him that he should be thankful that he doesn't have to hear annoying things like crying babies and whining kids and busses that like to release their airbrake right next to you when you're walking

I definately wouldn't tell him about music... no sense rubbing it in the poor bastards face that he can't hear the best things in life
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Old Dec 27, 04
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Just let loose a ripper of a Fart and make him thankful that he's deaf. lol
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yeah I bet if u played him hardhouse or trance or whatever it is you call 'sick beats' he'd be glad he was deaf again ;)
okay WTF.... u obviously have no idea what kinda "sick beats" i listen to.
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Old Dec 27, 04
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saying words to him would be useless. its not like he has no means of communication when hes deaf.

i'd play him some music cause that's something you cant experience when you're deaf.
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Old Dec 27, 04
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What song?

I'm thinking .. "She Bangs"?
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Old Dec 27, 04
 
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saying words to him would be useless. its not like he has no means of communication when hes deaf. **point taken**

i'd play him some music cause that's something you cant experience when you're deaf.
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^ Big Ricky Martin fan?
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Old Dec 27, 04
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lol sick beats.

music, but real music none of this 'rave music' shit y'all seem to listen to.

classical. :)
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Old Dec 27, 04
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i was thinking aboot carmina burana.
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Old Dec 27, 04
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Or some Tschaikovsky p'raps?
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Old Dec 27, 04
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that deaf man would cry from all the beautiful noises.

either that or he'd huddle in a corner going, "gaaa ggaaaaa!!!!"
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Old Dec 27, 04
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definately wouldnt be words.
i'd have them listen to my favorite sound - water when its dripping off an ore or splashing onto a dock or waves on a beach.
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Old Dec 27, 04
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saying words to him would be useless. its not like he has no means of communication when hes deaf.
true, but the fact that he is getting his hearing back means that he had it at some point and lost it. anyway, i guess i'm just debating technicalities, but so were you, so its all good. :)
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Old Dec 27, 04
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saying words to him would be useless. its not like he has no means of communication when hes deaf.
then again he does not know the sound of the words,
maybe he would like the sound of someone yelling "LALALALA" on the kitchen floor.
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Old Dec 27, 04
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Speaking words to him.. would be like speaking words to a baby...

UNLESS... he knows how to read lips. Then they might be able to understand.. and now hear and see what yoursaying.


but I'd much rather play music for them... anything thats classic and well known.. so they have an idea.. type thing...

gah.. i'd play variety of things.
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Old Dec 27, 04
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i would play music rather than say something
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Old Dec 27, 04
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this is the very reason I assumed you would listen to something like trance or hard house

either that or rap

if I'm wrong then you have a very misleading personality/vocabulary... you might want to cut down on the use of words that don't exist in the English language

there's a time and a place for saying dumb stuff... it's not ALL the time and in every place you go :P
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Old Dec 27, 04
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to be deaf and then to hear, i would make him blind to listen.

Close his eyes and just listen to the ocean.
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