Moron FUCKING Americans, & canadians who hate americans...

[dapimpstress]

Originally Posted by sweet~kandy

So thats why I didnt see you..... I was going to call you but didnt have ur number...

YEAH dude, im really sorry i couldn't sho up.. i almost called j sharp an asked him to come back to the border area, like i could jus start walking... till he got back, but i was wearin a mini-skirt and it was snowy, and i woulda froze to my toez.

[TheCooker]

Ummmmmm thats gotta be thee most fuct up situation yo! Border guards constantly screw with anyone going threw, it's their jobs...and I hate them for it...makes me reluctant to even bother yo.

[thebobman]

there's always this method:

BDR: Where are you going?
Male Passenger/Driver: Davies Street in vancouver
BDR: What is the nature of your visit?
Male Passenger/Driver: To nail a HOT, BRUTE, CANADIAN MAN!
BDR:......
Male Passenger/Driver: *Grins Widely*
BDR:... drive through, sir.....

[dapimpstress]

I DUNNO if they'd go for it mang... hahaha^

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by Ashes

I DUNNO if they'd go for it mang... hahaha^

heh.

i was going through american customs with my buddy once, and they told us to empty our pockets (i had alot in mine) and so i'm pulling out money, lighter, smokes, anal beads, and then i pulled out my camera. the one searching my buddy looks over at my friend and asked if he was with me. he nodded his head and the customs guy kept searching.

i think you had to be there.

[dapimpstress]

good story, really. no sarcasm or anything.

[lou_belle]

Boarder Mark: What are you going to do in the US?
Total Retard: Go to Burning man.
Mark: What is that?
Total Retard: A huge rave in the desert.
Mark:Do you have any illegal substances on you?
Total Retard: I'm not stupid enough to carry them across the border.
Mark: Pull aside. We are going to have to search your car.

HA-HA can you get any MORE honest?! Because yeah, honesty is a GOOD thing.....pfff~

Ashes....FUCKIN I would have given him a wet willy if he tried to argue with you. I hate that guy! He called YOU? names?? Whuthafuck? Didn't everyone else in the car tell him to simmer down? Oh MY GOD! You were in a car FILLED with IDIOTS! Poor girl....lighting that fatty up and glaring at them while smoking it musta been THE most satisfying dubie EVER!

THNX to all boyfriends that supply ladies with emergency Dubies;P

[dapimpstress]

Originally Posted by lou_belle

I hate that guy! He called YOU? names?? Whuthafuck? Didn't everyone else in the car tell him to simmer down? Oh MY GOD! You were in a car FILLED with IDIOTS! Poor girl....lighting that fatty up and glaring at them while smoking it musta been THE most satisfying dubie EVER!

THNX to all boyfriends that supply ladies with emergency Dubies;P

SERIOUSLY, i know. It's like, why the FUCK would I be considered the one at fault, HE is the one who didn't listen to ME. and yes, everyone else (all 2 of them) in the car, was a fuckin dumbass too. The girl jus sat there, the whole trip barely saying a word, and the driver, was just as incompetent as the rest of em, with no real personality himself, he jus sat there and listened to it too, well, and drove...

and yes yes, oh MAN it was so tight, after the whole ridiculous drive back, to come home, and it was all snowy right, so i had to let them come in, though i didn't even wait for them, i jus went str8 inside, and my man goes upstairs to grab teh dub, and brings it back, all for lil ol me. so sweet. thank GAWD for men as fab as this... i got MAD satisfaction outta puffin that phattie right in front of them, just kept staring (or perhaps glaring) at them, puffin away, toke after toke, (mwahaha)

and it was hella funny, cuz they'd been talkin bout how bad they wanted to smoke all the way home... *giggle* ROFL *giggle*

[NeVeRLooKBacK]

americans are dumb... throw rocks at them

[dapimpstress]

Originally Posted by NeVeRLooKBacK

americans are dumb... throw rocks at them

but not ALL of them are dumb... i am down to throw rocks at some, even most. ;)

[veN]

Originally Posted by crookedking

now, nev, if you'll notice she said the word "fucking" there. she was really expressing herself, showing fnk that she felt strongly about this subject. also if you would once again look at the word "fucking" note that it's all capitalized, this shows that she is REALLY passionate about this.

Oooh. I get it! That really does demonstrate her passion. It just wouldn't have had the same affect without the swearing! LOL Glad to see you're thinking of me in threads I haven't even read or posted in yet! :)

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by Nev

Oooh. I get it! That really does demonstrate her passion. It just wouldn't have had the same affect without the swearing! LOL Glad to see you're thinking of me in threads I haven't even read or posted in! :)

i try to think of every fnker whenever i'm able to.

[veN]

Originally Posted by crookedking

i try to think of every fnker whenever i'm able to.

Aww... Isnt that sweet? Id give you karma if I could!

[crookedking]

it's not really all that sweet. it's more of an obsessive compulsive disorder that i inherited from my fathers side of the family.

[veN]

Originally Posted by crookedking

it's not really all that sweet. it's more of an obsessive compulsive disorder that i inherited from my fathers side of the family.

That's actually kinda cute. In a creepy sort of way!

[crookedking]

haha don't worry...you're not the only one that i think about.

why is it that exergo is online quite a bit, but i never see him post?

[lou_belle]

Originally Posted by Ashes

SERIOUSLY, i know. It's like, why the FUCK would I be considered the one at fault, HE is the one who didn't listen to ME. and yes, everyone else (all 2 of them) in the car, was a fuckin dumbass too. The girl jus sat there, the whole trip barely saying a word, and the driver, was just as incompetent as the rest of em, with no real personality himself, he jus sat there and listened to it too, well, and drove...

and yes yes, oh MAN it was so tight, after the whole ridiculous drive back, to come home, and it was all snowy right, so i had to let them come in, though i didn't even wait for them, i jus went str8 inside, and my man goes upstairs to grab teh dub, and brings it back, all for lil ol me. so sweet. thank GAWD for men as fab as this... i got MAD satisfaction outta puffin that phattie right in front of them, just kept staring (or perhaps glaring) at them, puffin away, toke after toke, (mwahaha)

and it was hella funny, cuz they'd been talkin bout how bad they wanted to smoke all the way home... *giggle* ROFL *giggle*

DUDE! That whole post I was giggling and laughing out loud to the screen! That shit is gold! Yes...I love revengeful phatties;D especially when there's three people for you to smoke it in front of saying..."Yeah...you bitches that just kept quiet don't get jack either!"


YESssss...