what do bees do in the winter?

[crookedking]

i've always wondered about that.

[clevich]

they have huge orgies. Thats why so many there are so many in the summer.

[lildonkey]

don't they all die? .. well most...

[lildonkey]

"Bees return to their hives on cold winter days where they keep warm by clumping together in large groups and beating their wings in order to produce heat for the colony. The bees alternate positions on the colder outside of the clumps taking turns with those in the warm middle. They do not hibernate and may be seen in late winter during a warm spell. When spring finally arrives the bee colony goes into full production as the new surge of flowers provides ample nectar for their needs."

[miss.myra]

I always imagined they cuddled...

[clevich]

Originally Posted by lildonkey

"Bees return to their hives on cold winter days where they keep warm by clumping together in large groups and beating their wings in order to produce heat for the colony. The bees alternate positions on the colder outside of the clumps taking turns with those in the warm middle. They do not hibernate and may be seen in late winter during a warm spell. When spring finally arrives the bee colony goes into full production as the new surge of flowers provides ample nectar for their needs."

"Bees return to their hives on cold winter days where they keep warm by clumping together in large groups and beating their meat in order to produce heat for the colony. The bees alternate sexual positions on the colder outside of the clumps taking turns with those in the warm middle. They do not hibernate and may be seen in late winter during a warm spell. When spring finally arrives the bee colony goes into full production as the new surge of hormones provides ample males for their producting needs."

oh that was ever so fun.

[neoh]

Ask this dude ^

[neoh]

Originally Posted by clevich

"Bees return to their hives on cold winter days where they keep warm by clumping together in large groups and beating their meat in order to produce heat for the colony. The bees alternate sexual positions on the colder outside of the clumps taking turns with those in the warm middle. They do not hibernate and may be seen in late winter during a warm spell. When spring finally arrives the bee colony goes into full production as the new surge of hormones provides ample males for their producting needs."

oh that was ever so fun.

in bed.

[clevich]

Originally Posted by neoh

in bed.

you fucked it up. its "In Rome."

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[trance4life]

i dunno

[neoh]

Originally Posted by clevich

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.. in bed!

[clevich]

but I dont accept credit cards.

[robyn]

Is it just me, or is this like the 5th time you've made this thread?

[lou_belle]

Haven't you ever put a bee in a cup in the freezer....froze it....then thawed it out only to watch it fly away dazed and confused??

Great fun:P

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by robyn

Is it just me, or is this like the 5th time you've made this thread?

haha i haven't even seen five fnk winters yet.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by lou_belle

Haven't you ever put a bee in a cup in the freezer....froze it....then thawed it out only to watch it fly away dazed and confused??

Great fun:P

naw, i always just used my hands to catch them. they make a cool noise when you hold it up close to your ears.

[clevich]

Originally Posted by lou_belle

Haven't you ever put a bee in a cup in the freezer....froze it....then thawed it out only to watch it fly away dazed and confused??

Great fun:P

I did that once, but i tied a string to them and tied that string to a pole. its funny when they try getting away, but when they try to hard their head just falls off. :/

[lildonkey]

Originally Posted by clevich

but I dont accept credit cards.

we are so over.

[clevich]

Originally Posted by lildonkey

we are so over.

in bed....



....

[lou_belle]

Originally Posted by clevich

I did that once, but i tied a string to them and tied that string to a pole. its funny when they try getting away, but when they try to hard their head just falls off. :/

Their little bodies are just so hard to TIE properly....poor little guys?:P

[lou_belle]

Originally Posted by clevich

in bed....

IN? BED!

[lou_belle]

Originally Posted by crookedking

naw, i always just used my hands to catch them. they make a cool noise when you hold it up close to your ears.

Woh, they have stinGers that really hurt! Brave strong man;P

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by lou_belle

Woh, they have stinGers that really hurt! Brave strong man;P

they can only sting once, so if you catch them properly they won't sting you, because they don't want to die.

if i was brave and strong i'd catch a wasp.

[Cosmos]

i always thought the bastard bees had massive amounts of sex before they hibernated, then after they awake from a long sexless winter, they're turbo horny and sting people for self-pleasure.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by fullblast

i always thought the bastard bees had massive amounts of sex before they hibernated, then after they awake from a long sexless winter, they're turbo horny and sting people for self-pleasure.

holy moly!

you have got ALOT to learn about the animal kingdom.