Fundementalist Christain tries to convert Zoo animals + more oddities

[djmarkpaul]

These are all gold, but this first one takes the cake, unfucking believable.

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

REAL LIFE SPIDERMAN

HUMMER EAT YOUR HEART OUT

PUPPY'S REVENGE

ONLY WORKS IN THE MOVIES

DON'T HAVE A COW MAN

[Mr.Dave]

The first time I see one of these downtown I'm slashing each tire.

[dapimpstress]

^ good call.

[Senior]

Originally Posted by Mr.Dave

The first time I see one of these downtown I'm slashing each tire.

EARTH HATER!!!

[mojo]

"let jesus fuck you!"

[Mr.Dave]

Originally Posted by Senior

EARTH HATER!!!

That's dope. I have no respect whatsoever for that kind of personal property.

Damned Texans and their complexes.

[Crazy Dave]

Originally Posted by Mr.Dave

The first time I see one of these downtown I'm slashing each tire.

I've heard about that car or trucks that are to make up for some thing you might have a small one.... But this truck is for the guy with the total inny.

[Mr.Dave]

What family would possibly need to tow 20 tons?????

[Crazy Dave]

Originally Posted by Mr.Dave

What family would possibly need to tow 20 tons?????

Some of those chicks down south and kinda big.

[Senior]

Originally Posted by Mr.Dave

What family would possibly need to tow 20 tons?????

In all fairness the company press release said that it was meant for business owners that had an actual use for the towing capacity but also wanted a flashy truck.