Jan 25, 05
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first tiem doing e and buying butterfly balloons= one happy adventure
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Jan 25, 05
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first time doing shrooms = it was snowing out, and i woke up with really wet feet
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Jan 25, 05
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it was snowing out and i woke up with really wet feet= drinking in the winter
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Jan 25, 05
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drinking in the winter = fun times
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Jan 25, 05
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backflips off a dock during the summer = impressing hot young ladies
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Jan 25, 05
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impressing hot young ladies= not falling on your ass
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Jan 25, 05
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not falling on your ass = something everyone TRIES to do but FAILS at when drunk.
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Jan 25, 05
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walking a straight line = something cops ask you to do in order to nail you for drunk driving
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Jan 25, 05
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walking in a straight line= something you proudly show the officer youre still capable of doing
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Jan 25, 05
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trying to show the cops you know more than they do = bad idea, they will probably come up with some rediculous reason to beat on you
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Jan 26, 05
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Generally only if they are Vancouver PD= impound your car and tell you to walk home to mission...(home)
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Jan 26, 05
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... if they are Vancouver PD = Why the hate?
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Jan 26, 05
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really crappy day = attending a funeral on a friday
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Jan 26, 05
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attending a funeral on a friday= sad beginning to the weekend
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Jan 26, 05
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sad beginning to the weekend = being broke and not able to drink
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Jan 26, 05
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being broke and not able to drink= ugly green thing stuck in the garbage can
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