New: Lori Story

[lou_belle]

So like it's 10pm and we just started a huge smashing down the house party!
Me and three of my bros take to the street on our skates to go for a major fast paced last minute beer RUN!!
We are racing for the liquor store that supposedly closes at 11 @ 30th Ave and Main.....but NO! It closed at 10!
Then it turns into a major race at a WICKED PACE! WE MUST GET DOWNTOWN WITHIN 45 MINUTES TO GET BEER!!!!
We're all total LOk'S and pack it in for the hill at 16th.........doom is lurking
My friend decides that it would be hot to roll by me and slap my ass! (Baaad idea while bombing)
He rolls up(I just tapped my foot on the ground to stabilize)slaps my ass(I'm like what are YOU DOING SO CLOSE TO ME!)cuts in front of me(we are going like really fast dude? I have one foot on the board and look down)He pushes to speed up in front of me and his FOOT HITS MY BOARD!!
Reaching out with my elbow to roll...."Please dear god let me do a sweet ass roll"
God says...."you are fucked"
And he drives me to a complete stop on my teeth, no sliding, just a STOP on my face"
I get up and try to close my mouth, but it ain't happenin' when you got teeth that are all up in the back of your face!
"Dude....you made me a freak....gimme my skateboard, people are gonna think I'm a crack whore!"

[Gusto]

is this even real? if not, its okay, i just want to know.

[.muffy.]

Pauls a dumb ass

[zeal_oner]

^^^^hahahaha
hey daisy long time no see

[.muffy.]

it took me a while to figure out who Lou_Belle was but once I realized it, I wanted to beat my head against the desk for not figuring it out sooner

HI LORI

[crookedking]

was there a palm mark on your ass too?

[miss.myra]

Originally Posted by .daisy.

Pauls a dumb ass

Which Paul? There's a few sketchy pauls from back then.

[lou_belle]

Originally Posted by gusto

is this even real? if not, its okay, i just want to know.

All of my stories are real;P

[.muffy.]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

Which Paul? There's a few sketchy pauls from back then.

dated Asia for a while had dread locks

[Gusto]

k then good story for sure

[miss.myra]

Originally Posted by .daisy.

dated Asia for a while had dread locks

Ahh, I saw him on NYE.

He's been away in Montreal, lately.

[Only_Glory]

i like how god talks to you
you must be joan of arc II

[crookedking]

don't worry joan lou, we won't burn you :)

[Senior]

I feel pain just thinking about that.

[robyn]

I remember someone telling me this story about you a long time ago, and yet I still have no idea who you are.

[Bitchin]

wow, tis lori.

Adrienne.. were both dumb.
WE RULE!

[lou_belle]

........continued.....

So, after I sprayed blood all-over the jerk dentist's baby yellow lacoste T:P....and my teeth had been broken and glued back in place, I head out to beat my fear of skateboarding:) At first its really sketchy, being all doped up on morphine I was actually seeing shit! There was this perfect apple that I see sitting on a post and I think "oh, what a pretty little apple." I walk over to the apple to check it out and at my feet there's a pak of smokes. I pick up the pak of JPS and god said to me
"Shit ain't over yet, I want you to suffer"
The pack was FULL! With a wish smoke turned upside down for me!!!!

*thinking really harrRD.

what would you wish for!!!

[Bitchin]

a beer.

[lou_belle]

This story truly is "my claim to fame"

Fuck, I replay this stupid shit all the time. Whenever i get a headache I wish Paul was a rich bastard that could give me lots of money;P


hehe....Senior you're the most empathetic person ever:P